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pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

never forget

OK then

take me down to tautology city where the grass is grass or the girls are pretty

ur yetee splatoon shirt is like my fav t-shirt you would be so powerful

vintage is the evil twin of thrift

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

woodworking is always like "use a chack to secure the hamel around the pip and drive a bemet securely into the double-wide chasing"

you're valid.......... but you're *not* woke.

wizards and that coast hire me

comic about mitski #slashficsingles

yea

and who can forget rhapsido remibrutinib

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instagram ad for some medicine called litfulo ritlecitinib

shout out to my homies xoliar omalizumab and litfulo ritlecitinib

I Fucking Heart Radio

the squeaky wheel gets the begrudging grease that makes it awkward

does the secret reside perhaps within their fortified walls..... do they to this day remain its guardian

what forbidden dark knowledge have fast food corporations divined about the human psyche and its reactions to the word Cravable that has them eternally sworn to its incessant invocation in the name of all their sinister slops

i think the main reason i've avoided carpal tunnel as someone who works in software engineering and is a guitarist is that i have terrible focus and never get around to playing guitar

pagliacci: doc im so depressed. yesterday i saw the saddest craigslist posting for baby shoes

dr hemingway:

The people have spoken

the male loneliness crises has been called a lot of things, but, if i had to call it any one thing, its gotta be "so-called"

they're ok, 3 is pretty good imo

dont remember the last time i tried but here's three attempts

Laziness Does Not Exist Check out Laziness Does Not Exist - <b>From social psychologist Dr. Devon Price, a conversational, stirring call to &ldquo;a better, more human way to live&rdquo; (Cal Newport, <i>New York Times</i> b...

a book i might read at some point bookshop.org/p/books/lazi...

when the amour is cherie

thats my secret cap. it turns me into metal fretzl

nothing makes me feel as actively disrespected by an app as when you're finishing a reel and instagram literally tries to nudge another video onto your feed like it thinks you're a fucking looney tunes character that can be floated away by wafting an apple pie under your nose

being the bigger person call that becoming the woker

its him hes the trophy

its in the little kids zeitgeist

Veri Sorta & The Really Kindas