PAT RYAN: 'Does the US want to be the policeman of the Middle East getting nothing but spending precious lives & trillions.' Rng a bell?
COLBY: Defer to you
R: That was Trump. How about this - 'we simply cannot afford to get enmeshed in a Middle East war'
C: Defer to you
R: That was actually you
05.03.2026 17:27 β
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From each according to their supply, to each according to their demand
05.03.2026 19:41 β
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Panicked crowds fight and flee. Text box reads "Senses numbed by horror films and science fiction tales, mankind expects the worst. overnight, the thin veneer of civilization is stripped away to be replaced by brutal, mindless anarchy!"
Parable,
Moebius, Stan Lee
1988
05.03.2026 14:22 β
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Oh my, these are really high quality!
05.03.2026 01:17 β
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It is gayer, funnier, and more neurospicy than people give it credit for.
05.03.2026 03:07 β
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And to do this on National Grammar Day of all days!
05.03.2026 02:52 β
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you people will never make me care about Maine, a fictional setting stephen king invented to sell airport paperbacks that has become an in-joke for east coasters who don't want to say where they really went on vacation. i'd rather debate who will best represent Narnia's interests in the senate
04.03.2026 19:22 β
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More fun than Ulysses
04.03.2026 19:41 β
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don't put it in the newspaper that i am out of missile
04.03.2026 17:59 β
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womp womp
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a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair
David Attenborough [whispering]:
βAs the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not manβs role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.β
04.03.2026 13:08 β
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"The Bear State (yeah, again!)"
04.03.2026 17:31 β
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uld you support or oppose abolishing ICE? (%)
Somewhat or strongly supportNot sureSomewhat or strongly oppose
U.S. adult citizens
39
Party ID
Democrats
14
Independents
35
Republicans
68
Per The Economist/YouGov, half of Americans support ABOLISHING ICE.
Literally, "abolishing."
yougov.com/en-us/articl...
03.03.2026 19:45 β
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I got up 40 minutes early for the eclipse and somehow feel wrecked
04.03.2026 03:23 β
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Nominative determinism
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They are going to save so much money on stationary and monogrammed towels
04.03.2026 02:26 β
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time to run a 1971 bracket
03.03.2026 15:43 β
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Mike thinks he is running cheat codes for the end times
03.03.2026 15:41 β
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Literacy
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βProactive in a defensive wayβ
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HAHAHAHA yes!
03.03.2026 03:38 β
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Blackberries would certainly complement a roadrunner diet.
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I would need to see their tongues. Maybe a trail cam and some peanutbutter pinecone bird feeders?
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Vengeance so swift it is a step ahead of the instigating event. Real Grandfather Paradox shit.
03.03.2026 03:20 β
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Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.β
02.03.2026 18:37 β
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Tonightβs dumb napkin cartoonβ¦
03.03.2026 01:44 β
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Twin Peaks Logo Generator
Turtle Power!
02.03.2026 19:28 β
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