Gaseous Gold

why wasn’t pennywise in coach carter?

or maybe there shouldn’t be mid season friendlies for no reason

what if the S thing we've been drawing for years is just the logo of the company running this simulation

is this a pitch? cuz it’s not *not* working.

the ref is absolutely fucking rainildo

narrator: it wasn’t.

THAT WAS FOR ZOHRANNNN

Conceded a goal. Two open play goals. Zero set piece goals.

Where are our standards?

this is fun now

picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

hurt my hand shitting again

telling my kids this is macro data refinement

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

POST THE BEST CRASHOUTS PLLLLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🥰

Emi Martinez you are a gigantic penis

chances won’t be gittens any easier than that

very porro from pedro

just looking at the league table. from an arsenal perspective it seems like the best possible outcome of chelsea vs tottenham would be for a giant meteor to hit the stadium.

it saddens me to know that not long from now when humanity is wiped out, there will likely not be any way for alien archaeologists to find this thread and be confused as hell

noni madueke: not really dutch. tobey maguire: not really spider man.

that’s my favorite rembrandt

drop in the bucket my dude

i’m done pretending it’s okay that we’re not referring to riccardo calafiori as calabrese carl

it’s about time we started referring to jurien timber as tommy the tulip

It's about time we started referring to William Saliba as Riviera Ricky

this is one of those precious few posts that makes absolutely no sense, and yet, when you read it you’re like omg of course

We’re even scoring on their set pieces now 🙃

🥾👅