The brackets have just been announced. March Madness is about to begin.
My soaps will be preempted by tall men playing bouncy ball. Life is cruel.
The brackets have just been announced. March Madness is about to begin.
My soaps will be preempted by tall men playing bouncy ball. Life is cruel.
It's 7 p.m. and it's not dark! Hallelujah for this time change!!
10.03.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I start saving now, I may be able to afford cascarones by Easter.
06.03.2025 13:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Best line in a commercial in the second half of the Super Bowl:
"THIS JEEP MAKES ME HAPPY, EVEN THOUGH MY LAST NAME IS [whispers] Ford."
Harrison Ford, Jeep
Best line in a commercial through the first half of the Super Bowl:
"I'M THE HUMAN VERSION OF MONDAY."
Aubrey Cox, Ritz Crackers
There was a time when our biggest concern was whether to say "French Fries" or "Freedom Fries."
06.02.2025 13:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I've created a new taco!
Refried beans, eggs, cheese and...egg shell!!
Trisha Yearwood was joined by her nephews on her cooking show this morning. She showed them some easy recipes they could make while off at college. I realized this is how I cook. I am an expert at preparing college dorm food.
11.01.2025 19:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of us were actually around to party like it's 1999.
30.12.2024 18:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not sure whether I do or do not want Luigi Mangione to be related to Chuck.
10.12.2024 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I forgot to take the Cool Whip out of the freezer on this Thanksgiving Day. This is why I'm always asked to just bring the paper plates to pot lucks.
28.11.2024 15:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh, those poor souls who have to work the Cowboys-Giants game tomorrow, on Thanksgiving. As much as I luv my 'Boys, it's not going to take much turkey tryptophan to snooze through this one.
27.11.2024 11:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The good news is, my Cowboys should have a really good position for draft picks next year.
20.11.2024 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OMG. The same thing happened to my bff. I thought it was isolated screw ups in her case. It appears it's not that unusual. I'm now even more horrified.
I hope the rest of your recovery is much smoother!
Longtime listener, first time skeeter. Have been on Bluesky since April, 2023. Just now sending a first post. Howdy!
18.11.2024 10:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0