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Devils never cry.

06.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty... THE BFG 9000!

06.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel

06.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prepare for unforseen... consequences.

06.03.2026 03:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smell ya' later!

06.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in...

06.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like when the dream no longer needs its dreamer

06.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flock off, feather face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!

06.03.2026 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

<< Those who survive a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible. >>

<< I bet you do too, Buddy. >>

06.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

<< Those who survive a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible. >>

<< I bet you do too, Buddy. >>

06.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Berserker pack.. gone. Feelings of invincibility.. over. Change of plans.
I do need a gun. I need a big gun. I need a REALLY big gun.

06.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

STOP! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

05.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will never become someone like you.
A coward when you're alone and acting like a tyrant when you're in front of other cowards! I will become strong! I will become a stronger man all by myself! All by myself!

05.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flock off, feather face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!

05.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm no hero. Just an old killer, hired to do some wetwork.

05.03.2026 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhh! CHAINSAW! THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR!

05.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Losing my identity, wondering have I gone insane
To find the truth in front of me, I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight

05.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wear no mask. And I hate everything.

05.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SHAGADELIC, BABY!

05.03.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RED! Do you know what that means? I'll tell you! I am the most powerful trainer in the world!

05.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

05.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

05.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus
Sideshow of freaks

05.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've finally found what I was looking for
A place where I can be without remorse
Because I am a stranger who has found
An even stranger war

05.03.2026 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like when the dream no longer needs its dreamer

05.03.2026 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

<< It's time. >>

<< This'll blanket the world like snow. >>

05.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty... THE BFG 9000!

05.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation!

05.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KIRYU~CHAN! !

05.03.2026 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is hot as hell in this funky ass, hot ass room I'm in. IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER-

05.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0