Courtmouse

LIES, DAMN LIES, and FUCKING LIES. That is all we get from this POS WH.

So true. Great cast.

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Yup. Maybe the only one of Maher's that I actually agree with. Thanks for pointing it out. SO relevant at this time.

This admin "hide" anything. Surely you jest. Ole Karoline and Piggy tell us every damn day how transparent they are. Unmitigated bullshit from our admin.

Excellent advice right here.

Especially when the rapture is a figment of John Darby's imagination in the 1800s and IS NOT, I repeat, IS NOT found in the Bible.

Oh joy. Starting a war to make Jesus come back is the most theologically bullshit thing I have ever heard. Based entirely on a bs reading of the Bible and developed by some Irish dude in the 1800s. But NOT in the Bible.

Kudos!!!!!!!

There can be ONE, and only one, objective on any bill or policy that makes it harder to vote.

And that is to make it harder to vote. Period. The end.

That’s the election fraud right there.

I would argue NO WITS.

OF COURSE Iran is fighting back!

OF COURSE the conflict is spreading!

What did they think would happen?

The US is being run by half-wits…

Didn't think ahead did ya asshole Litte Marco.

As soon as I hear drunk Pete's name associated with the DOD, we were cooked. Many points at which we were cooked. The primary one being tRump being reelected.

Artist: @dccartoonist.bsky.social

Fucked up didn't ya, BOBO.

Man, dude Comer Pyle must have cleat marks up and down his back getting run over so often.

Wheels Abbott, Pusilannimous Patrick and criminal AG Paxton at WORK. Making voting harder here than anywhere else in the nation.

This is why red states have higher voter apathy. Always shenanigans.

I feel bad for these folks just trying to exercise their constitutional right to vote and having to deal with this mess.

Info in 🧵

Usually when America’s president starts a war based on lies told to hide their failures, our allies back us up, that doesn’t seem to be happening this time. As unfortunate that is, it’s good that he’s not being legitimatized.

🍿 MTG still making sense. This past year really has felt like we’re living in the upside down.

Netanyahu only cares about the freedom, wealth, and power of Netanyahu, and he would gladly take away all of our freedom, wealth, and power for his own preservation.

I’m seeing ridiculous posts claiming that we are not at war and Trump has assured us of that.

🤥 @KristiNoem today: “I didn’t call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.”

FLASHBACK: she sure did 👇🏽

I have absolutely no idea what Trump is trying to accomplish in Iran, or how he plans to accomplish it, and the fun thing is that neither does he!

That's why the constitution does not give the President the authority to launch wars without Congressional approval.

The thing to remember about the Texas primaries is that Texas is a state that has repeatedly voted for the odious cretin Ted Cruz. So they're not picky.

Chris Murphy: "It's just so disgusting to listen to the president waxing poetically about the drapes he's buying while there are six Americans who are dead. There are six families who are about to bury their children because of a war of choice that no one in this country wanted, an illegal war."

The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

Police Officer: You've been sitting here alone parked in your car for hours. Is everything okay?

Driver: I'm married.

Officer: Understood. Hang in there.