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With a label maker, you can write "folded" on your laundry basket and save so much time

20.12.2024 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I have to not contest one of his policies, I guess this'll do.

13.12.2024 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets

-The Onion

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets -The Onion

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
theonion.com/more-parents...

10.12.2024 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11743    πŸ” 1349    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 126

I find it weird that occasionally, when I follow someone back, I get a DM saying, "Hey man, how are you? Hope you're doing great. " Like, this is still social media, I'm still an antisocial misanthrope, don't do that.

07.12.2024 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow indeed.

05.12.2024 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anton Chigurrh did it better

01.12.2024 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

01.12.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 44918    πŸ” 6345    πŸ’¬ 609    πŸ“Œ 363

Not having watched Star Wars is a crime punishable by being forced to watch Star Wars.

30.11.2024 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Much like Schroedinger's cat is both alive and dead without observation, your toilet bowl is both teeming with and absent of spiders while you are sitting on it. So, you know, checking beforehand is irrelevant. Good day to you.

29.11.2024 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Thanksgiving... meeeeowwww.

28.11.2024 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel this.

24.11.2024 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. Even I feel that burn.

23.11.2024 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Kanami Limited Edition | PRS Guitars
YouTube video by PRS Guitars The Kanami Limited Edition | PRS Guitars

youtu.be/uTTGynaTyuc?...
Kanami is my favorite musician today and got featured by PRS guitars. So cool.

19.11.2024 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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