Jason Salmon

Another Weird Week
Unanimous Consent Edition

It’s weird that a some of these folks saying gender can only be binary, are also really adamant that pedophilia is a spectrum

Just to clarify
Are they now just doing raids based on pun-based immigration policy?

At this point in American history, I feel like the only polite way to order a drink at a Mexican restaurant is “without ice”

Another Weird Week
Veterans Edition

Ultimately I think most Americans just want the healthcare and housing security currently available to Ghislaine Maxwell.

Another Weird Week
Election Edition

Once history is written, Dick Cheney‘s death during his second term, might be the closest this president will get to actually ending a war.

Thanks for sharing

Another Weird Week
Halloween Edition

Another Weird Week
Perfect Metaphor Edition

This presidency reminds me of some of our greatest presidents.

Specifically its resemblance to the ideologies those presidents were at war with

Based on how he used it to get elected, shouldn’t he be paying the DOJ a commission of the billions he’s made from being in office?

Say what you will about this administration, but their steady stream of metaphors is second to none

Military Issues
As we’ve been told them

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No Kings
A History

The president should know his penchant for gold, poor hygiene practices and that he might have killed one of his wives, is not enough to make him a king
No Kings

Fun episode of figuring out this week’s chaos.
There were no kings in this episode

Another Weird Week
No Kings Edition

We’re not saying you’re racist.
They are.
They know undocumented people don’t get Fed healthcare
But they think you’ll be ok doubling your own healthcare costs if they can convince you immigrants will get any help.

Portland War Veteran

I’d bet the president blowing up all those Venezuelan boats, probably reminded the Nobel Peace Prize folks of that Venezuelan resistance woman who ended up winning it.

Another Weird Week
Weird War Edition

Another Weird Week
Shutdown Edition

Another Weird Week
Weird Speeches Week

Whatever you are beliefs as to the motivation of any political violence,
I do think it’s time we start going after bullet engraving businesses

For the record, the guys who decided which was the best medical research on autism…
also decided that the president was the best person to deliver the message
…and that he could definitely pronounce Acetaminophen

Looks like the owners of Tylenol definitely did not “invest” in the president’s crypto coin

I do appreciate the president bombing the boats off Venezuela.
Officially checking off the final violation of the ten commandments