Schrute Of Trust

Someone on here told me "stop anthropomorphizing Trump" and that has often been helpful

“‘Missed the joke’ is not an oppressed class” is a GREAT line, though.

Hope they remembered to use times new Roman

No one cease fires more often than the IDF

If you’re not going to do your job please just quit

Next time a republican tells me they are “pro life” I will scream

If you reply to a text from an organization with the words “FUCK OFF” and they send you another one they should have to pay you $2,000

18-34 year old republicans are already doing everything they can to not have children

Russell Brand
and
Nicki Minaj
in
TENDER CHRISTMAS

I worked at Microsoft from 2014-2018 and every single time his name came up, it was in the context of what a piece of shit he was

If you have an IND-CCA2 scheme but you only want IND-CPA you can use the FAFO transform

Is Christian Software to Software what Christian Science is to Science?

Most comp sci graduates lack a lot of basic knowledge, which is fine because they know how to learn.
Worst industry colleague I’ve ever had is in his 60’s and _refuses_ to learn. Won’t learn how to run any new compiler. Won’t learn Git. He’s weaponized his incompetence to force others to do his work

I don't feel qualified to evaluate how well an opinion mirrors authentic originalism because I think originalism is already inauthentic. It's like asking me if THESE reiki crystals are REAL reiki crystals. Skip me with that bullshit and leave it for FedSoc's Chick-Fil-A bag lunches.

To be fair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand Family Circus.

Subscribed to support the podcast, but these are an excellent perk

Every developer I’ve met who brags about their project’s total line counts has turned out to be total dogshit

Incredibly, checking “is this line of code plausible and idiomatic” and drawing squigglies in the editor is something an LLM could cheaply do extremely well if AI boosters weren’t insistent on pretending it could replace an entire software engineering organization

"This meeting could have been an email"

This meeting would have been an email if you had responded to your email

The Matrix Architect meme “THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME WE HAVE BOUGHT DIABLO II AND WE HAHE BECOME EXCEEDNGLY EFFICENT AT IT”

Non-Findable Tokens

Cast Iron Skrillex

oh yeah, you want to use a library? use distutils for that. actually use setuptools. try easy_install. just use pip. actually use pipenv. for C extensions just use apt-get. otherwise install poetry. just use hatch. or try mamba. instead, use anaconda, or conda. no, actually, install miniconda

Moltbook Looked Like An Emerging AI Society, But Humans Were Pulling The Strings Moltbook is a platform described as a social network built exclusively for AI agents, but now it seems that humans were pulling the strings.

Look, AI is the future, it doesn't matter that half the time it turns out to be a mechanical turk.

It's like how smartphones were the future, but for most of their first decade of sales, half of all smartphones were just refurbished Gameboys that were painted black.

Even my Samsung monitor has the most bloated ass-awful software imaginable. Takes 30 seconds to turn on, has to be hard power cycled half the time, had to buy the service remote in order to turn off the gaming HUD

“If one can get a Nazi tattoo innocently, then Platner almost certainly did”

You can’t, hope this helps

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Like a baby knowing you won’t actually do anything substantive about this

if i ever mention a detail about my job that doesn't match a detail i've previously mentioned it's because my memory makes a lot of mistakes. it's called oopsec