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Remember our fallen comrades .

Yeah honestly @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social we should at some point

you should have @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social / @dasharez0ne.bsky.social on Better Offline as guests, I really need to hear an Ed + Drew episode

According to a 2012 Business Insider article recounting Musk's interview with Sarah Lacy at PandoDaily, he admitted that in 2000, while driving on Sand Hill Road with PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel, he decided to show off. "Watch this," he said, moments before the McLaren spun out of control, flew "like a discus" three feet into the air, and crashed. The worst part, Musk acknowledged, was that the million-dollar car wasn't insured.

Watch This .

DO YOU HAVE COMPLICATED INSIDES SYNDROME? FACT: The inside of a healthy human body is homogeneous and smooth like tofu FACT: 17 out of 100 people have instead insides that are very complicated IF YOU THINK YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW MIGHT HAVE COMPLICATED INSIDES SYNDROME PLEASE TRY TO REMAIN CALM BUT ALSO BE AWARE THAT IT ISIVÈRY BAD AND IT IS YOUR FAULT.

Do You ?

Computer piss

Every day this happens to me and every morning I still wake up and log on. I am a warrior

Horse before and after understanding capitalism

Horse before and after understanding capitalism

Death :)

It's been long enough, we can admit cursive was a mistake

Fingering a printer

Learn how to pleasure your printer and it will never jam your pages 💖

YOU will be MARRIED!

Warning!

Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? • I'm aware • Wow, rude

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

Cum suction machine

I will not allow the government to do this to me

1. For as long as I can remember, l've felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness. True False Wrong! You have selected wrong answer.

Wrong!

HR meme

What I see when I go to an interview

I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY.

Oh word

DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE

Is this good

List of left-wing rebel groups From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

You heard Wikipedia. Expand it

"I Don't actually believe anything I talk about, I'm just saying words recreationally."

A lot of the people on here

Say The N Words

NO!

@ironyhat.bsky.social they put you in a youtube short

hitchhikers

You choose:
[ Pickup ] [ Don't Pickup ]

Cyberpunks

When you had to do this to get on the computer the computer was a lot cooler

a map of chile and argentina

IYKYK

Router Chakras

Massaging my router's root chakra to increase my gaming speed

magazines

No!!!!!!!

Americans are losing spending power, say researchers: Most can no longer afford a 'minimal quality of life' Published Fri, Jun 13 2025 12:18 PM EDT The 10 richest Americans got $365 billion richer in the past year. Now they're on the verge of a huge tax cut By Matt Egan, CNN Updated 6:23 AM EDT, Wed May 21, 2025

Hmmmmmm

A Humanized Interactinve Game Hold the Goose's neck, it will struggle. Cultivate baby to love animals. Get along with friends friendly. Ah! Don't catch me. I cant't breathe! Let me go. Let me dance!

A goose asks you to let her go, but you're not doing that. Why?

Honestly Fuck All Your Stupid Laws & Leave Me Alone

He's not wrong

i love Stegosaur

NO HE'S NOT HE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!