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I use my computer and telephone every day

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Scheduled Horse_ Moment.Exe
Please stand by for a scheduled Horse
Moment.
?
X
You will now contemplate and reflect.
This is a time of seriousness.
You currently have scheduled Horse Moments turned on.
You can not change this in settings.

Scheduled Horse_ Moment.Exe Please stand by for a scheduled Horse Moment. ? X You will now contemplate and reflect. This is a time of seriousness. You currently have scheduled Horse Moments turned on. You can not change this in settings.

It's a Horse Moment

03.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 233    🔁 78    💬 1    📌 4
Go without your favorite thing for 3 days. Then go withat sleep for 3 days.

Turns out your favorite thing is actually sleep.

Go without your favorite thing for 3 days. Then go withat sleep for 3 days. Turns out your favorite thing is actually sleep.

your favorite thing

01.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 145    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 2
Framed photo of dog "Thanks for everything I had a wonderful time"

Framed photo of dog "Thanks for everything I had a wonderful time"

You're Welcome .

01.03.2026 01:36 — 👍 48    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

me and the grackles smoking behind the gym

27.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Where are you sitting? Waterfowl Songbirds Birds of Prey Corvids Shorebirds

Where are you sitting? Waterfowl Songbirds Birds of Prey Corvids Shorebirds

I will be with the Shorebirds. Where are you sitting

27.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 1
Preview
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New dream journal comic ko-fi.com/i/IF1F51UPNP1

22.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
Comic of america stabbing itself while europe and china watch us.

Comic of america stabbing itself while europe and china watch us.

This is how it feels to be an American in 2026

17.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 84    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 1
using a parabolic mic because my wife only lets me listen to 3 or 4 birds at a time

using a parabolic mic because my wife only lets me listen to 3 or 4 birds at a time

I have to use a parabolic mic because my wife only lets me listen to 3 or 4 birds at a time

15.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 254    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0
WHAT A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE.

WHAT A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE.

What a stupid time to be alive

12.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 57    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
gifted kid / The Penitent Wanderer

gifted kid / The Penitent Wanderer

Yea

09.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 55    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

09.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 1969    🔁 433    💬 0    📌 6

what the fuck is a "kroger"

07.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 362    🔁 59    💬 31    📌 1
I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups

Yea..... why

05.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 48    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1
photo i just took at thrift store

sign of carved wooden letters spelling "RELAX"

photo i just took at thrift store sign of carved wooden letters spelling "RELAX"

Women hate it when you buy them this

31.01.2026 20:49 — 👍 331    🔁 23    💬 6    📌 0
I wish politicians still gave speeches like this

I wish politicians still gave speeches like this

Who else?

01.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
A SKEALOTEN HOLDEN A COUPLE OF CEO REMOVERS AND DEMANDING : "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOG'S " !!!! REMEBER WHEN IT WAS FUN TO CLICK AROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER AND NOW WE GOT COMPUTER'S EVERY WHERE BUT THERE NOT FUN ANY MORE, SO WE SOULD AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE OUR LIFES NICE SINCE WERE STUCK HERE ON EARTH, DA BILLIONAIRS SEEM TO WANT TO GO TO MAR'S BUT THATS NOT A SOLUTION ITS MORE OF A WAY FOR THEM TO BUILD A PUNISHMENT PRISON WHERE EARTH LAWS DONT APPLY, THINK ABOUT IT, ALSO THERE BUILDING BUNKER'S IN HAWAII AND NEW ZELAND AND THEY REALLY THINK ONCE THERE LOCKED IN THERE WITH A BUNCH OF SECURITY GUARDS THAT THERE NOT GONNA GET EATEN ON DAY 2 LMAO , ANY WAY HOPE YOUR HAVIN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKEALOTEN HOLDEN A COUPLE OF CEO REMOVERS AND DEMANDING : "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOG'S " !!!! REMEBER WHEN IT WAS FUN TO CLICK AROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER AND NOW WE GOT COMPUTER'S EVERY WHERE BUT THERE NOT FUN ANY MORE, SO WE SOULD AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE OUR LIFES NICE SINCE WERE STUCK HERE ON EARTH, DA BILLIONAIRS SEEM TO WANT TO GO TO MAR'S BUT THATS NOT A SOLUTION ITS MORE OF A WAY FOR THEM TO BUILD A PUNISHMENT PRISON WHERE EARTH LAWS DONT APPLY, THINK ABOUT IT, ALSO THERE BUILDING BUNKER'S IN HAWAII AND NEW ZELAND AND THEY REALLY THINK ONCE THERE LOCKED IN THERE WITH A BUNCH OF SECURITY GUARDS THAT THERE NOT GONNA GET EATEN ON DAY 2 LMAO , ANY WAY HOPE YOUR HAVIN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MAKE THE COMPUTER GOOD AGAIN - GET SHIRT OF THIS AT DASHARE.ZONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

25.07.2025 17:39 — 👍 1481    🔁 394    💬 0    📌 25
You Won't Believe What People Have Done To Get Rich

You Won't Believe What People Have Done To Get Rich

You Won't Believe What People Have Done To Get Rich

01.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a skeleton is dancing in a cemetery in a black and white cartoon ALT: a skeleton is dancing in a cemetery in a black and white cartoon

I have a secret weapon inside me! Nyah!

29.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If this gore isn't removed by the time 911 picks up you are in big trouble

29.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Your skeleton is made of bones. Preventing Low Bone Mass and Osteoporosis v2.0 2024 Emmi Solutions, LLC.

Your skeleton is made of bones. Preventing Low Bone Mass and Osteoporosis v2.0 2024 Emmi Solutions, LLC.

Too scary!!!!!!

29.01.2026 19:19 — 👍 44    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0
dog,
accused of making puddle, 292
as analogue, 302
bitch, 292
murder of, 293-94
bites, number allowed, 291, 293
damaging property, 291
delinquencies, 292-93
doctrine of retreat not applicable to, 300
exchanged for wife, 278 keeping dangerous, 294
liability for, 291, 292, 293
man makes laws for, 262
"only admitted if led", 201 order for control of, 182
performing, 292
personal injury, causing, 293
"reasonable dog", concept of, 293
sentenced to burning at stake, 347, 351
trespassing, 291
worry, one allowed, 293 do-i+
worrying sheep, 292

dog, accused of making puddle, 292 as analogue, 302 bitch, 292 murder of, 293-94 bites, number allowed, 291, 293 damaging property, 291 delinquencies, 292-93 doctrine of retreat not applicable to, 300 exchanged for wife, 278 keeping dangerous, 294 liability for, 291, 292, 293 man makes laws for, 262 "only admitted if led", 201 order for control of, 182 performing, 292 personal injury, causing, 293 "reasonable dog", concept of, 293 sentenced to burning at stake, 347, 351 trespassing, 291 worry, one allowed, 293 do-i+ worrying sheep, 292

Let's all go back to reading. Books are pretty good

28.01.2026 05:16 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Did Hulk Hongan Die ?

27.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
Hellraiser Merch

Hellraiser Merch

I am hooked on them. Now can I have them please

25.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Blizzard with a chili dog inside. Fuck all laws

Blizzard with a chili dog inside. Fuck all laws

getting a late lunch instead of watching news

24.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
SHIRT BY DASHARE.ZONE THAT HAS A SKELITEN FLICKEN THERE MIDDLE FINGER AND IT SAYS , "PIECE OF SHIT RACISTS WEARING TEMU MILITARY COSPLAY WHO WERE ALL TOO DUMB TO BECOME REGULAR COPS, THATS PRETTY FUCKEN DUMB, FUCK ICE" - dashare.zone ADMIN

SHIRT BY DASHARE.ZONE THAT HAS A SKELITEN FLICKEN THERE MIDDLE FINGER AND IT SAYS , "PIECE OF SHIT RACISTS WEARING TEMU MILITARY COSPLAY WHO WERE ALL TOO DUMB TO BECOME REGULAR COPS, THATS PRETTY FUCKEN DUMB, FUCK ICE" - dashare.zone ADMIN

FUCK ICE - SHIRT AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN

21.01.2026 21:22 — 👍 1004    🔁 244    💬 0    📌 8
You don't have enough energy to do this.

You don't have enough energy to do this.

Yea

19.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 45    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
A lady flicking both middle fingers at a confederate piece of shit guy.

A lady flicking both middle fingers at a confederate piece of shit guy.

america.jpg

17.01.2026 01:03 — 👍 32    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
the games from the movie existenz.

the games from the movie existenz.

I need to play these games

14.01.2026 16:34 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?
• I'm aware
• Wow, rude

Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? • I'm aware • Wow, rude

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

16.09.2025 18:16 — 👍 6055    🔁 2516    💬 49    📌 97
Maybe christmas doesn't come from a store

Maybe christmas doesn't come from a store

½

11.01.2026 19:33 — 👍 171    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 1