Mr. Rizzness

hi i’m derek im a #kinky twink getting started here im into #latex and #bdsm i’m looking for other #pupplay and #doms to own me

Suzanne Collins could make a decent living writing country songs on the side.

Imagine you're getting raptured and you accidentally blurt out an "oh my god" in excitement, and then you plummet back down to earth. That would be me.

I doubt I'll ever forgive square Enix for getting rid of turn-based final fantasy (and also making their characters way less cvnty in the same year)

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Very 😍🤤

If a sexy guy like you can't find a daddy we're all screwed lol

I'm sure there's a daddy in your future.

Lol true. Maybe the guy was just wishful daddying

Daddy is more a vibe than an age tbh

It's so hard for me to believe that Ai taking off and crystal clear tornado vids becoming commplace in the same year are unrelated

Anyone else every pull out your phone to try texting your dog before you catch yourself?

One of the best kinds of closure is when the guy you like starts dating someone else, and the person they're with is extremely annoying. oh you wanted someone like that? To wake up with long term? Instant crush killer.

Amazon cancelling The Wheel of Time is actually kinda devastating. I hope Rosamund Pike still does the rest of the audiobook.

Imagine watching that exchange and thinking Zelensky was the one coming off as hubristic and arrogant.

I'm getting rid of my Tesla. In the last 3 weeks I've had 2 people give me a nazi salute and 1 yell heil hitler. The first one was in McHenry Row, the second was downtown on Pratt, and the third was in Charles Village. I should add that none of the people looked like real nazis or white supremists, they were simply shaming me. It worked.

I love Baltimore

I’m old enough to remember when acting like a Nazi made you a Nazi and therefore worthy of scorn and derision

Imagine having to learn amount of g's in Frottinggggggg in school

Can videogames and TV please stop using Foley of actual dogs barking? You know how much of The Witcher 3 is angry wolf/dog sounds? A lot! My dog gets so upset.

There's Twister, if you're bad at it.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Gamers who play support are the true heroes of the gaming community 🙏

Things I miss from Gaming when I was a kid

🎮 Reading the game manual on the way home over and over

🎮 Playing the most random obscure game cos it was all you could get

🎮 the smell of a new game when you opened the case

🎮 4 Player Splitscreen at a friend's house

Good Times 😩

Omg not grindr launching their own AI 😂

Meme of a retro painting in which a woman with a lot of cleavage is sitting or crouching on the ground in the outdoors, looking up at a moose that is using its antlers to violently throw aman into the air. The man was interrupted as he said "your body my-" and is now screaming "aauuugh" while the woman says "thanks, feminism moose," and the moose says "you're welcome" represented only by the letters y w

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as explained in the post lol

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#birds

I'll never forgive them for making Morrigan nice #veilguard

Hoowee what a week! Thank God for Baldur's Gate 3.