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Dean Cain calling up BlaQe

Missed his annual rabies shot. 🐀

Beat down this sloppy a** b*tch tonight boys! Hoping for another dead arm wahhhh!

Thinking BlaQe must have sinned since his call up.

oscar the grouch is sitting on a trash can looking at the camera . ALT: oscar the grouch is sitting on a trash can looking at the camera .

They’re back! Eyes wide open…

Much improved, look up his stats with the Twins. Anything is an upgrade from Scott and Yates.

Much better than broken sh*t the bed every single game Tanner Scott. His stats are strong with the Twins and now they will hopefully have a whopping two decent arms out of the bullpen.

Welcome back, Stew!!! Yesss, so excited!

Opposites in a relationship: me: “I effing hate baseball, this is terrible, I don’t want to watch it.” Partner: “They’ll come back in the 9th.” Why does that make me even more mad?! I’ll take some of Ohtani’s Midol or Pamprin to combat my crampy bitchiness.

RIP Ryno… you are so loved and respected. My first baseball crush 🐻 My Dad got me his jersey when I was in high school, he was an incredible human and a heck of a ball player:

Got Sunday Scaries? Sad about the Dodgers? Clayton sends you teddy bear love and cuddles! @dogs.bsky.social

Excellent salads there for him. No more May Days please.

A strikeout would have been better for that cheating little biatch but I’ll take it! #effcorrea #cheater

That was for you!

Yay for Dick Mountain!!!

Feeling defeated with the Dodgers, don’t blame Sheehan, he’s a baby. Just timing of warming someone else, as usual. Yes from my couch, but he needed help much earlier. Anyone else?!

😭 My organizer accidentally broke the glove off my old school Fernando bobblehead. Luckily my man superglued it back on

Hope so!

Send it here! I’ve got you! I accept full responsibility, needed to continue my mental health break and relapsed.

I obviously jinxed it, took 4 games off and put it on.
I’ll be on my way

I jinxed it 😂

Protect that esophagus from more than “lettuce”, DMay! Baby boy Sheehan coming for ya!

Better on a ledge at the ravine, but here are mine!

But your shoes are the cutest ever so that makes it better too!

It totally sucked, but sat surrounded by super cool and fun people. I’m old, tired and really cranky that we only have 14 year old rookie pitchers.

Birthday strike #1!

After that brutal loss last night to the Trashtros, Clayton and I are asking for Ks and Dingers this afternoon. I will be there and plan to have zero voice tomorrow! Because… F*ck Altuve! 🗑️

Oh I sure remember that! The worst.

Little sh*t!!! But my man just said Will is almost as tall as him when he’s crouching 😂

Teary eyed at the Hollywood Bowl. Just can’t be.