Dylan

Every once in a while, a famous person reveals, without meaning to, that they have absolutely no one in their life other than yes men and sycophants.

honestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird

Front of a Simpsons arcade cabinet. Marge Simpson is wearing a neutral smile next to a red button labeled "ATTACK"

This is such a powerful image

the industry was better when the studios were fronts to diversify parking lot MGMT companies with suspicious mob ties

WB has done like 5 mergers over the last 35 years. This one will definitely work though.

Honey, Don't! was fine, I think. Not a ton going on there, but it's amusing enough for me.

Slipping in extended references to decades old pop culture is your most important job as a kid's movie director! That's how children build up cultural knowledge, you're depriving generations of the ability to go "oh, so THAT'S where that bit came from!" as they grow and watch more movies

to be clear: USTA kicking trans women off rec league tennis teams is not a policy "coming from the highest levels of government." it is a policy coming from the USTA. we need y'all to stop attributing all culpability to trump. you're laundering collaboration, obfuscating what is actually happening.

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

putting on Honey, Don't. Time to see what 1/2 of the Coens are up to.

All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.

I have not lived in the Houston area in 12 years, I have not lived in Houston proper in 20 years, "Houston is better than Dallas" is still a core part of my identity

Best case scenario: In their ongoing efforts to work with every famous auteur, Netflix runs Warner Bros. as a theatrical business.

Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake

you know shits bad when Netflix buying a major studio is the less awful scenario

Warner Bros. bidding is probably the bleakest entertainment news story iN recent memory lmao

1-900-OKFACE

screenshot of a news article graphic, showing a crowd of men in suits. one man is bending over with fake vomit pouring from his mouth, with a man operating the vomit tube circled in red, dressed in a t shirt, jeans and baseball cap and visible on the far right. on the top left of the graphic is an image of Matthew Weiner captioned “SHOWRUNNER”

funniest graphic possible used in this article about the whole Mad Men vomit tube operator thing:

One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

penguin classics cover for the magician's nephew by CS Lewis, but the cover image is george michael bluth

We peacock comedy vibes

SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!

I donated five bucks towards this as a bright eyed 23 year old back in 2011; it now feels like a relic from a lost civilization.

still think the post of the year is when someone was tweeting about their blue yeti microphone and someone replied that there's a freaking orange yeti in the white house

Francine on American Dad and in a bunch of Joe Dante films! Living the dream!

Paramount Calls WBD Sale Process “Tilted And Unfair” In Letter To CEO David Zaslav Paramount is calling foul on Warner Bros. Discovery sale process, accusing the company of running an unfair process that it thinks favors Netflix.

This letter is a clear attempt to get Trump angry enough to intervene, and is thus a pretty clear signal to the entertainment community of what kind of company Paramount plans to run. I know people dread a Netflix acquisition of Warner Bros.; this would be worse. deadline.com/2025/12/para...

Instagram post of Rachel Brosnahan and Ernie from Sesame Street. Brosnahan is wiping a tear from her eye, but it looks like she’s doing the “look at my engagement ring” pose

Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.

POPEYE (who, for the purposes of this post, is the protagonist of A Serious Man):

SY ABLESKMAN? WELL BLOW ME DOWN!

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination