Mitchell Nobis

Goes without saying there shouldn’t be trillionaires. Trillion should just be for fake stuff, like a little kid saying “oh yeah? well I love cookies times a TRILLION!”

Gotta do this several more times before we erase that "ish," but hey, it's not nothing. Shout out to Tha Muse, autumn snow.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Wrote a lousy poem draft while on the stationary bike at the Y this morning while my kid shot hoops. We back-ish, baby.

Holy smokes, @adrianf.bsky.social—love these!

Two new micro poems in @havehashad.com today!

The first one is a true story of when the Dr. left open our medical file on the screen...

This kid went on to have a great basketball game today, so whatever works, bro.

The Size of the Horizon, or, I Explained Everything to the Trees Check out The Size of the Horizon, or, I Explained Everything to the Trees - <p>Parents can be expected to know all, but they don't have many answers in a world of constantly moving rights and wrongs....

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My book's title (The Size of the Horizon, or, I Explained Everything to the Trees) in the Mamdani font generator.

Big, joyous news! ♥️✨♥️

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Rotting jack-o'-lanterns in our farmers market left over from the pumpkin carving contest last month

Let's hear it for senescence!

[crowd loses its mind cheering]

My cataract must be worsening because I have little to no idea which "o" I selected there, but let's let it ride.

Okay but for real this could just as easily be Bashō. Man was a prophet.

Anyway, happy Saturday from my house to yours.

Also, having a house that's into hoops and music means hearing a shout from upstairs "Nah, that's harmonica, fool! You're too little!"

vroom vroom

You think your tween is having a cute, calm Saturday morning watching some TV and enjoying a Hot Wheels ad when he yells "THOT WHEELS."

Sioux Falls Skyforce has a player named Alex Fudge. This is a photo of the back of his jersey so it just says FUDGE and his number 7

Eat it or wear it!

Former Michigan State University Spartan basketball player Jaden Akins playing point guard for the Detroit G league basketball team

What up doe, Motor City Cruise opener! Here's Jaden Akins for all of my Spartan Homies.

NAWP November reading has a powerhouse lineup with @victoriawrites.bsky.social, @taylorbyas.bsky.social, and @toosiewatson.bsky.social!

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Hand written sign at shop reading “WE HAVE” “CHICKEN” “NOODLE” “SOUP”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

I want to see a Family Ties reboot called "Keaton" about a mid 50's Alex Keaton selling his soul out to MAGA while secretly hating himself.

I'll never be able to wrap my head around how starving kids won't get millions of people's attention but canceled flights will. I understand how & why it happens, but, man, tell me you didn't pay attention during the Gospel readings w/o saying you didn't pay attention during the Gospel readings.

Those paper printouts in gold script that say "The Oval Office" that the Trump admin taped to the wall this week like fancy li'l kindergarteners.

𝒞𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝒹𝓊𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒶 𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂 𝓈𝒾𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃.

This school just made an announcement that an entire hallway is closed "due to a bathroom situation," which honestly captures today's vibes with frightening accuracy.

i never judge before all the facts are in but my working hypothesis is these people are morons