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Broadcast News (1987) enjoyer

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this cures what ails me every time

04.11.2024 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10097    πŸ” 4013    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 66

The right are furious that a white, English tradesperson got elected.

27.02.2026 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 776    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6
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huge day for Keir Jr and his local dealers

27.02.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol. lmao even

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Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil

Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil

25.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1210    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11

idk but I saw the picture of a jar and just serenely smiled to myself

25.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
nancy thinking "..." while surrounded by math and the word "woims" and a bucket of woims

nancy thinking "..." while surrounded by math and the word "woims" and a bucket of woims

Leto II contemplating the Golden Path

24.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
episode 009

episode 009

20.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

cutesy drawing of epstein holding hands with paddington bear

19.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A face gazes over an abstract landscape made of lasers.

A face gazes over an abstract landscape made of lasers.

The world, but it's VIRTUAL.

The world, but it's VIRTUAL.

Business people shaking hands, surrounded by business clip art.

Business people shaking hands, surrounded by business clip art.

A golden figure smashing through a mirror reflecting an idyllic blue sky. What does it MEAN?

A golden figure smashing through a mirror reflecting an idyllic blue sky. What does it MEAN?

Niche aesthetic of the day: corporate stock music album covers from the early-to-mid 1990s.

18.06.2023 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6
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Some people walk or bike to work, but I always take my

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You wake up in Britain. Take 1d12 psychic damage.

20.10.2023 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 14

look, when i asked the man known as "the prince of darkness" who was forced to resign several times over various scandals, he straight up lied to me! you can't blame me for that

05.02.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he's a fourth international posadist

02.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer saying 
Chibi Robo please our power bill was $8,000 this month we had to sell most of Bart

Bart head says "cabunga"

Homer saying Chibi Robo please our power bill was $8,000 this month we had to sell most of Bart Bart head says "cabunga"

30.01.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4968    πŸ” 1331    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 9
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πŸš—

28.10.2024 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10943    πŸ” 2140    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 0
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i love da movies

26.01.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Swan Boy sitting on a huge hair dryer melting some ICE goons. The text says DESTROY ICE.
Maybe not my subtlest piece.

Swan Boy sitting on a huge hair dryer melting some ICE goons. The text says DESTROY ICE. Maybe not my subtlest piece.

25.01.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2425    πŸ” 491    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
THROW AWAY "DO NOT EAT" SILICA GEL

DESSICANT

γŸγΉγ‚‰γ‚ŒγΎγ›γ‚“γ€‚θ„±ι…Έη΄ ε‰€γ€‚ι›»ε­γƒ¬γƒ³γ‚Έγ«γ‹γ‘γͺいでください。

THROW AWAY "DO NOT EAT" SILICA GEL DESSICANT γŸγΉγ‚‰γ‚ŒγΎγ›γ‚“γ€‚θ„±ι…Έη΄ ε‰€γ€‚ι›»ε­γƒ¬γƒ³γ‚Έγ«γ‹γ‘γͺいでください。

19.12.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1223    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 17

imagine being a professional cartoonist and this is your take on "cow uses a tool". just a woman with a mic and a social media gag. incredible

22.01.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"make heaven crowded" sounds like something conner o'malley would be shouting in a kroger

21.01.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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just found out Hey Little Tomboy is not on the new beach boys boxset

21.01.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP ❀️

16.01.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stringer Bell: look it's baltimore native and experimental electronic musician Dan Deacon

Dan Deacon: hey guys

14.01.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this little guy still needs to learn about the futility of desire

14.01.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i gotta log on to the mental illness machine

09.01.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, the child porn machine is bad but get this... we now charge a subscription to use it

09.01.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0