guy who set his limit orders wrong:

tyb

guy waiting for grace blakeley to update her substack to work out what’s going on with oil

hang on isn’t Warhammer ultimately made of oil

wtf

not a bad option for your novices looking to stretch themselves a bit but I’m advanced only tyvm

there’s only one “neck oil” for me now and that’s leveraged Brent futures

think I might get rich trading crude oil futures if that’s ok with everyone

… but I do not know the way

FT: "Safety is not the absence of threats - it is the ability to absorb them, intercept them, and protect civilian life," added Zachary Cefaratti, founder of Dubai-based investment bank Dalma Capital. "In Dubai, you are seeing what security looks like when it is actually stress tested."

quite GPT-coded this

just got off a work call (boo) where everyone else got instructed to prepare for a further call before nighttime, except my team (hooray)

was the same with that one from mae martin, which was tbf, rubbish in a broader sense too

quite enjoying the new thing from the derry girls person but there’s too much mystery flashback shite

did he use the AI to excise you? 😬😬😬

trumps “thank you for your attention to this matter” bit - annoying!

this is sick

animals mudded

if he’s done a single dead drop I will turn all my joes over

We're watching you. Scum.

asking Claude “Is it good that most of my position on whether LLMs are good for society is based on which group of people are most annoying about it on Bluesky at any given time?” Reply: Don't add this conversation to memory No, it's probably not the best way to form that kind of opinion - though it's at lanet a very human mou to do it

I’m the guy that paints messages on the warheads and I’m making a killing here

didn’t know the meaning of an email job till this week. every time I email someone on this project someone replies asking me to make sure I keep a third person or distribution list in the loop. impossible. im just a mortal man

Iran executes Khamenei’s plan to spread regional war Strikes on energy facilities and targets across Middle East form strategy devised to sow chaos in retaliation for US and Israeli attack

it’s giving operation cinder www.ft.com/content/02eb...

there’s a war on mate

James Watt won’t read your tweets but your friends who thought “it’s worth a punt and there’s always the discount” and then never used it because the bars are horrible will

what no 20% off the online shop and 10% in bars and free birthday beer does to a mfer

like they saw puds’ tweets about them not getting enough exposure and took it on board

Spotify keep advertising some sort of video podcast with romesh ranganathan and that blond lad with too many teeth. feels like a bit.

google maps review of a cafe opening with “big slay on the jacket potato”

it’s a no from me

I had my first good little run going up to the end of act 3