Roubber 🏳️‍⚧️

anybody wanna find out if it's possible to OD on estrogen with me

hey google, transvestigate this guy

showing the therian mask maker a pic of a dog like showing your barber the cut you want

I was born in the right generation I love twenty one pilots and horse plinko

don't be sad because it's over. be sad because you're ugly and gay

fit so cold my breast milk is ice cream

I have successfully discovered the correct pressure points of my penis to turn on mist mode. I will now put my mind and soul into the discovery of how to activate jet mode. which I will then use to overthrow the united states government.

I have no coochie and I must scissor

if you remove the m in plumber is it now pronounced like pluber or pluer

call me a fag the way I'm smoking all these opps

screw getting a piercing at Claire's in a funny place. who tyna get bottom surgery at Claire's with me

neck bites from a furry baddie prolly hurt like shit

maybe the real Canterbury Tales were the stories we made along the way

"I've been meaning to ask you" no please don't; I wasn't built for this

my mom says that im "puppy coded"

yo day be fine as hell, then you remember you play the accordion 💔

lmfao good

god i love deer men

Tiny lays back and calls "x person" pathetic. This is a reference to that meme of Sonic doing the same thing!

Truly lamentable.

#TinynReese

liking a straight man is so much worse when you're transfem

life is a walk in the park, except i'm physically disabled and can't walk

pinocchio, but instead of his nose growing, it's his peenar

i think everyone should keep a didgeridoo in their bathroom for when they get bored

can someone go turn off kanye's caps lock

They're irresistible

got my vaccination done yesterday. this was not the kind of soreness i wanted to be on valentine's

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

indeed it was, little ketchup bottle guy

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