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They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. Roughly 1/3 cats, 1/3 queer indie books, 1/3 politics.

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Who is going to be at ECCC sound off in the comments!

Also, everyone please share so people can see and add themselves

go.bsky.app/HbUEVd1

02.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 2
Two Pembroke Welsh Corgis in the judging ring. One is red and white, the other tricolour. Obviously they are perfect babies.

Two Pembroke Welsh Corgis in the judging ring. One is red and white, the other tricolour. Obviously they are perfect babies.

Spending today at Crufts, so please enjoy these excellent loaves of bread!

05.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Copy paste XD?

05.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

People save these things? Really? I'll go with the last reskeeted one.

05.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

05.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

As a reminder during Trans Readathon time, I'm a trans author with a book that has a trans masc MC (and a disabled MC/love interest)

05.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme image. Butter fly logo in top right corner. Text reads: "Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet." @stfrock in lower right hand corner.

Meme image. Butter fly logo in top right corner. Text reads: "Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet." @stfrock in lower right hand corner.

HAPPY FRIDAY-EVE, Y'ALL! I'm ready for this month-long week to be OVER.

How's everyone doing? Any projects in work? Fighting the good fight? Practicing self care?

Much love to you all.

05.03.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy World Book Day! πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ“•

05.03.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Needs to settle the fuck down :(. Trust me on this one.

05.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5703    πŸ” 1070    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 1

Watching 'Is it Cake?: Valentine's Day' in one window and a true crime show in another creates amusing mix-ups when you click on the wrong tab...perhaps I should minimize the simulated dead body...

...nah.

05.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Orange and white cat, slightly awake, resting on a cat tree. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! I'm up bright and early, ready to start my day!"

Orange and white cat, slightly awake, resting on a cat tree. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! I'm up bright and early, ready to start my day!"

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Am up briteand earley, reddy to starte my daye!

04.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 903    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1
Peaky Blinders meme: Tommy Shelby shouting, "No working with Nazis. No fucking working with fucking Nazis!"

Peaky Blinders meme: Tommy Shelby shouting, "No working with Nazis. No fucking working with fucking Nazis!"

@democrats.org (and all liberals)

17.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1280    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

"Why does it take me so long to write my books?" *writes two hundred thousand fucking words* "Truly a mystery."

04.03.2026 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

04.03.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4383    πŸ” 1360    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 148
Graffiti on marble at the Hagia Sofia: Younger Futhark runes are marked in shaky hand on the marble, which likely required a lot of effort, spelling out Halfdan was here.

Graffiti on marble at the Hagia Sofia: Younger Futhark runes are marked in shaky hand on the marble, which likely required a lot of effort, spelling out Halfdan was here.

For centuries they were thought to just be scratches in the marble, perhaps structural damage from earthquakes. In 1964 it was determined these markings weren't random but writing: the Hagia Sophia bears Viking Era graffiti, runes that say "Halfdan was here." #WyrdWednesday

04.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anti-Trans Democrats Blown Out In North Carolina Primary Election Anti-trans Democrat Nasif Majeed lost to Veleria Levy, who ran on a pro-LGBTQ+ platform. Other conservative Democrats lost as well on primary day.

1. In yesterday's primary elections, anti-transgender Democrats found out the hard way why you don't throw transgender people under the bus.

Two anti-trans dems lost their primaries, including one that cast the deciding veto override vote, in blowouts.

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04.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3441    πŸ” 955    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 101
Phenomenally autistic in a multi colored jumpsuit holding up
A peace sign ✌🏽 standing next to her book character

Phenomenally autistic in a multi colored jumpsuit holding up A peace sign ✌🏽 standing next to her book character

A purple background with black bubble text that reads: Stop Forcing Black Autistic Women to Fit Into Molds Authenticity shouldn't be a battle for survival.

A purple background with black bubble text that reads: Stop Forcing Black Autistic Women to Fit Into Molds Authenticity shouldn't be a battle for survival.

A purple background with Black bubble text that reads : Society loves conformity.
But for Black autistic women, that pressure to "fit in" is more than uncomfortable it's erasure.

A purple background with Black bubble text that reads : Society loves conformity. But for Black autistic women, that pressure to "fit in" is more than uncomfortable it's erasure.

A purple background with Black bubble text that reads: Every day, we are told to:
"Act normal."
"Be polite."
"Tone it down."
"Don't be too loud, too quiet, too different."
These "rules" are cages disguised as expectations.

A purple background with Black bubble text that reads: Every day, we are told to: "Act normal." "Be polite." "Tone it down." "Don't be too loud, too quiet, too different." These "rules" are cages disguised as expectations.

Stop forcing Black autistic women to shrink, mask, and conform. We don’t need to fit your norms πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ we redefine them. Our existence is not up for debate πŸ«ΆπŸ½πŸ¦‹β™ΎοΈπŸ–€

04.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Ratfish (and other weird evolutionary branches that split off ages ago and then never went extinct) are so much fun.

04.03.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI could never fuck up the way real brains fuck up, lemme tell you... XD

04.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sorry I made the comment. I *am* sorry I attracted smappers...what the FUCK brain, okay, that's staying in for hysterical posterity and proof that brains are weird XD.

04.03.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Babe, wake up! New pickup line just dropped! πŸ˜€

04.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry I started this!

04.03.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning #writingcommunity!

My insomnia is your gain! I got sick of the scammers targeting authors with their "wow what genre? dm me, i will beta read for u" or "i do illustration, dm me" bullshit, so I made a moderation list.

Feel free to @me whenever you find one to add to the list!

04.03.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Every trans person who refuses to shrink their identity to fit the room is expanding the world for everyone else.

03.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 771    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

But their command of SPAG is breathtaking!

04.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Although the jury is out on whether or not I'm ADHD. Therapist says no, AK says yes, I just run around blaming everything on the autism.

03.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, I'm hypothyroid.

03.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*puts vitamin D and iron on to-buy list*

03.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0