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@aaronwooster.bsky.social

Freelance Customs Inspector, Pediatric Demonologist, Unreliable Narrator. Mostly I read things.

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and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive

06.02.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1320    πŸ” 258    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 31

You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.

09.12.2024 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6266    πŸ” 1198    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 25

I carry in my pocket access to all of mankind's knowledge, hopes, and perversions - I shan't defend the type of tool I use to get to it.

08.12.2024 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a peacemaker

06.12.2024 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CoViD or cOvId are the only valid answers, then.

05.12.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*catalog

01.12.2024 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the ancient caltalog is to be believed then Manlygoth - always was, always will be.

28.11.2024 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"The defining characteristic of a lesbian is that she is not sexually attracted to male bodies," says the LGB Alliance, apparently still under the impression, in 2024, that women's lives, identities and experiences can only be understood in relation to men.

27.11.2024 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Optimist: We live in the best of all possible worlds.

Pessimist: Alas.

23.11.2024 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

21.11.2024 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 20575    πŸ” 5227    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 133

Entirely the opposite of a hot take I realize, but the rank incompetence of candidates is to see who takes a knee and who does not. The only real thought in his head is how to purge the disloyal as quickly as possible.

18.11.2024 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now only $30

18.11.2024 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate all of you who use the Alt-text description for the images you post. As a blind dude I feel so much more included here.

For those of you who forget:
Did you know there’s a reminder in Settings/Accessibility to toggle on & then it won’t let you post image without Alt-text.

Thanks πŸ™πŸ˜Ž

18.11.2024 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4456    πŸ” 1409    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 139

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