Aaron

and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive

You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.

I carry in my pocket access to all of mankind's knowledge, hopes, and perversions - I shan't defend the type of tool I use to get to it.

I am a peacemaker

CoViD or cOvId are the only valid answers, then.

*catalog

If the ancient caltalog is to be believed then Manlygoth - always was, always will be.

"The defining characteristic of a lesbian is that she is not sexually attracted to male bodies," says the LGB Alliance, apparently still under the impression, in 2024, that women's lives, identities and experiences can only be understood in relation to men.

Optimist: We live in the best of all possible worlds.

Pessimist: Alas.

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

Entirely the opposite of a hot take I realize, but the rank incompetence of candidates is to see who takes a knee and who does not. The only real thought in his head is how to purge the disloyal as quickly as possible.

Now only $30

I appreciate all of you who use the Alt-text description for the images you post. As a blind dude I feel so much more included here.

For those of you who forget:
Did you know there’s a reminder in Settings/Accessibility to toggle on & then it won’t let you post image without Alt-text.

Thanks 🙏😎