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YouTube video by KEXP Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

The most hyped band on Earth is not actually from Earth and also they are not hyped enough

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Democracy is dying in America.

ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous.

We need real leaders - not career politicians.

mentally, i'm TOO stable,

People who have to carry around the weight of their big heavy boobs all day shouldn’t have to pay taxes

What’s it called when you have ugly crying face and you’re not even crying? I have that.

SOCIETY: blow this whistle if someone tries to rape you

ME: ok I’ll just keep it in the pocket of my dress

SOCIETY: about that,

GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Acting this way may get you attention from boys but it won’t make them care about you, it won’t make them respect you, are you listening?

ME: May get me attention, yes, got it

I’ve gotten applause for getting up on a chair and flashing my tits at a party but I feel like it was partly pity claps because I fell off the chair the first two times I tried

My tank top shows like 3-4 inches of cleavage and if you think that’s a lot, you have no idea how far down these babies go

Wait I think I actually told my fifth grade class I wanted to be a female reporter because they’re allowed in the men’s locker room I swear to God

First time I walked in on my dad with the babysitter, I didn’t even know what a blowjob was but I was like “She should get way more than 8 bucks an hour.”

That thing in movies where a bump on the head gives you amnesia and you need another bump to undo it, but it’s me trying to heal a sexual trauma by seeking more sexual traumas lol

truest thing ever written

A young man just moved in next door and I want to give him a housewarming present, I’m thinking binoculars

I tried to go streaking with some friends but I forgot I can’t run. I ended up on the ground panting for breath and I told them “Go on without me” like a soldier on the battlefield and they left me there crumpled up naked in the damp grass

When I was 12 I thought the hot teenage lifeguard was waving at me so I waved back but he was really waving at his hot teenage girlfriend. Now he’s bald and married and sending me dick pics and I can’t tell who won in this situation.

When I was 15 I was wild enough to make a bra out of Fruit by the Foot and wear it at a party for half an hour, but not wild enough to let everyone eat it off of me and that is the part that embarrasses me

Please tell me I’m pretty and sexy and you are obsessed with me and also do not tell me any of those things and leave me the fuck alone, thanks bye

Guys I haven’t talked to for years suddenly remember me when they’re getting over a divorce, and they’re always getting over it 3 years before it happens

What do you call the fallacy that says,

"We must have zero tolerance for rule-breaking, otherwise the system will collapse. In order to enforce this, our agents of course must be allowed to break the rules."

Because it seems like the whole country runs on this now

Critical thinking is a vaccine against infotoxin. Hey, you know who hates vaccines?

Anyone coin the term 'infotoxin' yet? Probably. Anyway, it's mine now. I just claimed it. No one was deploying it for anything useful.

Kicking a Black man out for protesting racism? Yeah, that's USA alright

Tech CEOs Confused by Why Everybody Hates AI So Much With public sentiment on AI resoundly negative, the tech CEOs pushing the new tech only seem to be doubling down.

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

Created by WIZARDOFBARGE a knight kneeling on the ground saying God grant me the serenity to find like 60 dollars on the ground السلس

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Screenshot of the KEXP Angine de Poitrine performance with the comment: It's abundantly clear that these guys are on the frontlines of whatever this is.

YT comments paying off

which one of you fucking jazz nerds gave the french artists more access to amphetamines smh

I believe everything happens for a reason, and that reason is chaos

(Job interview at Waffle House)

interviewer (emotionless voice, dead eyes): would you say you thrive in chaos?

My little nephew is so wise we call him Aristotdler.