Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle ✨pdx 💫 + fmty

Give a robot options!

Pretty wavy haired blonde tattooed blonde walking up a white stairwell in a red rose floral dress

Insert Norah Jones song here

Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

I’m planning a Springtime visit to NYC but am on the fence about precise dates - thinking flexibly in the neighborhood of either 3/25-3/31 or 4/7-4/12. At this point I could be pretty easily swayed in one direction or another by the right date pitches in my inbox, just saying 👀 💐 ✈️

Hope this helps

Yes please!!

A tattooed blonde in a rose floral dress casually sips champagne out of a crystal glass while eyeing some chocolate chip cookies

Give an escort a cookie
(and champagne)

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

My favorite is coming back!

Here’s another ongoing fix: build systems of care networks to take support your communities outside of the current system cuz it’s gunna be a long time before voting ‘fixes’ aaalllll of this. Even the best new candidates have a lot working against them. The judicial process moves at a glacial pace.

I actually charge more than that! 🫶
And so do lawyers and I promise I’m doing more for the world and local communities and economies than them. 😉

I trust you, doctor, on this 🫡

‘Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?’

Well, Katie, I subscribe to the law of conservation of mass that we are matter and matter cannot be created or destroy but it can be changed so in theory at one point… I really might’ve been a plastic bag. Thank you for asking.

Sooooooo true

She should send him a bill. He obviously has a humiliation kink!

A brown horse takes a mirror selfie with a flip phone

Here’s to!

Gorg

I don’t know when or how I took this (def within in the last couple months but)
but it’s really giving some… kind of vibe 😂🤭

So then… our borders extend to other continents? So then… no one is ‘illegally’ here right…? So no need for ICE! Alright, dhs I think your job is done! You can head out now!

I’ve updated some, but not all of my rates, to reflect my dedication to my energy in and outside of work. If we already have an appointment scheduled I am happy to honor the original rate for that appointment! Thanks for honoring a living wage that helps support my dreams and my community!

We have one more month to see if this could be true for a second time!

We know it's our year lol.

Drawing by an Instagram account called lousydrawingsforgoodpeople

Petite with a pinch of booty

#oursky #dateseattle

Every ice officer should be fired, the program fully abolished, and those in power who made this happen held responsible.

I’ll use AI when it can erase student loans and credit card debt, redistribute the misappropriation of funds that went to funding the demolition of that wing of the White House, and not need to drain a lake to power it. Until then, I guess I’ll just use a regular search engine, books, and my brain.

These shoooooooooeeees!!

🤭

Maybe I should get my head outta the gutter but I thought this was a drawing of someone reading a book while having someone else between their thighs…

Common sense abolish ice

They look fancy! And maybe extremely crunchy?