Ethan Goldsmith

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Alright, this might be a dumb question, but what's the difference (style-wise, anyway) between NICKEL BOYS and PEEP SHOW? Because I couldn't really get into PEEP SHOW due to the exact same gimmick (not particularly thrilled about Soderbergh doing the same thing either this weekend)

Flowers for David Lynch at Bob's Big Boy.

David Lynch, 1946–2025 “Everything is new.”

"'Lynchian' isn’t simply a matter of being weird. It is, or was, a matter of being David Lynch. Which means that nothing will ever be Lynchian again."

@faceyouhate.bsky.social on David Lynch:

YouTube video by TwinPeaks1 Twin Peaks S3_E11 Car Scene

The only scene in cinema that has accurately depicted the human condition www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGO...

It’s crazy that SKELETON CREW is basically making no impact. To be fair, I haven’t watched it either, so I really have no way of knowing if it’s any good or not. But people aren’t even obsessed with it being bad

Last week she just wandered into a nursing home uninvited and started partying with the old people in there, saving their souls. This week one of the elderly women told her about how much she wanted, and this is a direct quote, “to have a dick in her face again”

I know Bluesky is probably above such things, so no one else probably knows about how insane the stuff with Ali Larter is on LANDMAN

Feel like the second season of BAD SISTERS didn’t get the same amount of “buzz” that the first season got but I liked it a lot

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

Man THE BEAST just did nothing for me. Sorry.

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Let's pump the brakes.

I have a theory that this will be the worst movie ever made (fan of Butler, not really a fan of anything else here)

People make fun of the MRS. DOUBTFIRE parts of EMILIA PÉREZ but the other parts of that movie (a reformed drug cartel kingpin starts a foundation to locate the dead bodies of victims that she was possibly responsible for) are equally CRAZY and borderline offensive

EMILIA PÉREZ?

And I mean his acting work, I feel like people are just going to be okay just rewarding/nominating his script, but I thought that was an equally impressive performance

I wish Jesse Eisenberg would get as much recognition for his work in A REAL PAIN as Kieran Culkin is getting/will be getting

HOT TAKE - DISCLAIMER gets better the MORE melodramatic and ridiculous it gets

Steve Coogan was great on WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS recently #ClassicBonMot

Would like to start posting here more since the ownership of Twitter and its connection to the government is TROUBLING to say the least but it feels weird to just DIVE into it. Like, I guess I just start posting my classic bon mots without any fanfare

I have no idea if this will be better than Elonville (let’s face it there’s Nazis everywhere these days), but glad to finally be here