📺~CRT~📺

A picture of a woman taking a picture of a waterfall.

My wife @missmirror.bsky.social trying to capture some magic.

FUCKING DO IT.

Never worry about your favorite show/movie moving to some streaming service called “Pluntoingo” ever again.

*Changing my name to Big Balls so the US government starts caring about my wellbeing.*

Finally some good fucking liquid.

*shoves Monet painting up tech bros ass*

*shoves Monet painting down tech bro throat*

When the fake big Gordon sword broke, I lost trust in humanity the first time.

I wish @quest64official.bsky.social was real. The universe would be awesome if they were.

I’m hotter than you could even imagine.

Don’t even try.

I DON’T SEE A LOT OF COMPLIMENTS OF MY WIFE….

Everyone on this site needs to tell my wife @missmirror.bsky.social she’s hot AF.

Do it or I will kill you.

I need to kill you in a way that matters.

One day I’ll figure it out.

Middle class?

More like middle ass!

(Please clap)

*kills you*

You’re dead now. Stop posting. You are free.

I would kill everyone to protect reky.

How does this help my billionaire friends?!

So sassy

What if we invested in a cellular network that’s built into USPS locations. USPS has to cover every address so there’s a USPS location near everyone.

Look, sometimes we need to propose solutions to problems. If you don’t offer a solution people will just say you’re a complainer.

It’s not probable but it’s not impossible.

Does 4G cover all of the US now? Cellular internet is more reliable than dialup in my experience.

Nationalize 4G and offer it as a free service.

Trump says his shit doesn’t stink but that remains far from certain.

As the cognitive dissonance grows beyond what’s possible to believe, those who haven’t spent their entire lives inside of it will break away.

It’s why there’s such a focus on destroying education. Exposure to base reality is dangerous to the ideology.

I’m glad you brother isn’t totally gone.

Why would you attack me like this?! 😭

This image needs a big hand picking you up.

Canonical size both Bananita and IRL.

“I need information fast and easy, not correct!”

*crashes plane faster than normal*

The inherent issue with ai chat bots as therapists is that’s a fucking insane sentence ITS A FUCKING GLORIFIED PREDICTIVE TEXT ENGINE

You need thousands of cocks to amuse yourself? Impressive.

OUR PIEROGIS.

Thanks bestie.

You want AI to make porn for you?!

I bet you’d like a robot to jerk off your wife too.