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Susie is choking Ralsei. His tongue is out and his eyes are looking in different directions.

me when i get you
#ralsei #deltarune #art

So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim!

Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!

Shots fired, Neil.

I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.

My painting BLUEBONNETS

HOLY PEAK

"ancient times": "The incarnations of filial piety in various cultures are reflected by examples through history. Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23.[5] Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..." Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?"

"Plutarch's biography of Cicero notes that:[6] Again, in a dispute with Cicero, Metellus Nepos asked repeatedly "Who is your father?" "In your case," said Cicero, "your mother has made the answer to this question rather difficult." In the Strategies of the Warring States, it is recorded that the following was said by the King Wei of Qi after "

I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article

a digital drawing inspired by a scene from The Emperor's New Groove. Anakin, drawn like Kronk is standing with Count Dooku's lightsaber in his hand and looking over his shoulder. Palpatine, drawn like Yzma, is in the foreground with a baffled expression and pointing at Anakin

"Well uh Palpatine just tossed me this lightsaber and asked me to, y'know. Do it" (2019)

A man throwing a frisbee and saying "Hey, catch this frisbee!" Shen with sparkles in his eyes saying "Don't worry, I've got cat-like reflexes!" The man who threw the frisbee saying "That means you're gonna catch it, right??" Shen sleeping in a sunny spot on the grass like a cat.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

teacher lilith moment 👩‍🏫🏫🎓

stealing this from tumblr bc its very relevant all the time

My painting WISCONSIN FARM

What do you call humans being kidnapped and sent to another country to be imprisoned in shackles and forced to perform intense physical labor while living in horrid conditions under the threat of daily physical violence and rape?

Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.

"if I just work hard enough, eventually I'll make it"

No. cause if you don't make it that means you didn't work hard enough. And that isn't fair to your efforts.

there are so many factors outside of your hands. So much success is luck, and failure is not always your fault. cut yourself some slack.

Are there any Dems in Utah who can stand up for the good folks in Ogden ? Their town could soon face their own Great Recession

World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.

bunny hiccups 🫣

#SIGNALIS
No Rat Dance
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How to easily defeat me in one simple dialogue box:

this is one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen in 2025 so far.

dolphins coming to help welcome astronauts back home 🥹

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

1 Year on T... Mario hangs his hat on a nearby rack then notices himself in the mirror. He says "it's-a me..." Tears of joy stream down his cheeks and he finishes "Mario"