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29.10.2025 01:36 β π 198 π 14 π¬ 29 π 8@allblackleopard.bsky.social
I file my nails and watch stuff. Working on my night moves.
Should I just watch Sister Act? Yeah, but I wanted the dopamine immediately.
28.10.2025 01:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And yes I did loop that bitch 5x back to back. I'd just scroll over and back, and let it play again.
28.10.2025 01:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Netflix knows exactly wtf they're doing. Category: Familiar Favorites (but also Growing Up Millennial). Movie: Sister Act. Preview clip: youtu.be/ctjG4MjJwEA?...
28.10.2025 01:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Movies I saw this weekend, and my thoughts:
Bring Her Back (fine)
Don't Say A Word (hilariously bad)
What Lies Beneath (annoyingly bad)
The Killer Inside Me (in progress, but not loving it)
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere (well acted, mixed feelings about the narrative)
Thank God I didn't know this was happening. My ass would have been there with a hole in my checking account, screaming every word to "Quality Revenge At Last" and "Eleven To Your Seven" like it was my damn job.
12.10.2025 17:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes you gotta watch the new Reading Rainbow and sob over a book about a cat that goes to the library (No Cats In The Library). Now I just want to mail books to the children I know.
07.10.2025 11:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love a full door all gender multi stall restroom.
21.09.2025 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Though, I often wonder if new details or understandings have surfaced in the last 20+ years.
17.09.2025 12:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God bless whoever bootlegged these A&E Biography episodes to YouTube. Edgar Allen Poe, Sally Hemmings, and Dorothy Dandridge have been fascinating.
17.09.2025 12:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also, in the musings above, I did not use the phrase "ridic fic" even though I wanted to very badly. Please clap.
15.09.2025 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of course my goofy ass internet-riddled brain started piecing together a ridiculous fic about RBG's death being the catalyst for the behavior we've been seeing as of late. It's very silly and highly delusional, but I'm not about to do the research to prove myself wrong.
15.09.2025 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One joke was about Tahani attending a Diddy white party, which has obvious cascading implications, and the other, was a throwaway about Drake and RBG being an item.
15.09.2025 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Been intermittently watching The Good Place. Put on an episode to get into after work mode. The episode I picked up (s3e12) had two jokes that had new layers in 2025.
15.09.2025 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Starting a local political chat at work is fucking dumb and I can't wait for people to see my black ass has left the chat.
25.08.2025 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shout out to whoever advocated for the mute chat and leave chat functionalities. Saving tf out my mental health.
25.08.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't mind me, just having bottomless mimosas at drag brunch while blind buying perfume.
23.08.2025 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a very hard time right now thinking about anything except whatβs directly directly in front of me. Like, I have trouble doing things I donβt absolutely have to do in the next 12 hours. Then I feel bad about what I havenβt done, and I kind of freeze, and it goes on like that.
03.08.2025 19:30 β π 317 π 10 π¬ 7 π 3I have absolutely no idea what exactly is going to happen in the next six months, year, five years. But you can still support public media and help figure out what itβs going to look like. Again, donβt read me as not worried. LOL, I AM WORRIED. But Iβm not done. (2/3)
02.08.2025 17:06 β π 766 π 110 π¬ 1 π 0It looks like the Scarecrow wants you to try a new drug for ED.
01.08.2025 23:00 β π 250 π 7 π¬ 9 π 0My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.
She just chimed in.
I haven't finished the video yet, but I always enjoy hearing about what was happening in somewhere else in an era I have strong memories of.
17.07.2025 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The explanation of the transition into the internet era? [chef's kiss]
As someone who was deeply attached to remixes, b-sides, mashups, and other varieties of deep cuts at the time, it was comforting to hear that someone else remembers some bangers only live on dead iPods.
Dammit, yesterday was Jackie Washington Day. I could have been watching Jackie's Back. Smh I gotta be better.
16.07.2025 10:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also who tf said you know what gives Chicago? LOUISIANA! I just wanna fight them a little.
15.07.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This movie is so dumb and I'm very mad I didn't drink my way through it
15.07.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also they said it takes place in Chicago, and the cars have Illinois plates (front and back!), but nothing about this gives Chicago.
15.07.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The violence can only be described as WWE level
15.07.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Shout out to this tactical red velvet jumpsuit tho
15.07.2025 00:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watching Drop. In the final act I have been screaming BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
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