"We have no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11.."

Are you literally talking about Trump, JCD?? "He (Newsom) is so dumb..but a good salesman!" LOL @curry.com

Oh- look at that- a FILLING! So their Dear Leader God-King is NOT perfect..

Sorry, John: "VZ oil is not sufficient to replace the massive volume of oil disrupted by a potential shutdown of the Strait of Hormuz. Venezuelan oil serves as a minor addition to U.S. supply, whereas the Strait of Hormuz handles roughly a quarter of all global seaborne oil." @curry.com

Rep. Mike Lawless: "Maybe my Democrat colleagues don't understand, but all Trump has to do is notify the parents of a teen he violates 48 hours afterwards, and it's fine as long as the girl fits the age of consent laws of the state."

I SOOOO want to go back on Xitter to drag people, @halsparks.com, but that would "give Elon engagement," we get it. It's just, he's gonna get engagement EITHER WAY until the heat death of the universe...or he reaches the limit of ordinary lifespan..in which case a Deputy Supreme X Leader takes over.

UGHHHHHHHH!! They'll just make up a lie, if they haven't already, that we were ABOUT to be under imminent attack..

Then there will be no regime change, Lifelong Confirmed Bachelor..

Trump will not attend the arrival of the fallen servicemen, Polymarket/Kalshi...

Unless there's a long enough airstrip on Mar-a-Lardo..

But now they have, postemptively I guess.

If Khamenei was on the hook for killing protesters....then Trump certainly is, by any other country in the world.

The transcript doesn't it justice, how snarly he was. Also, remember when you couldn't stand up in school because you saw a hot classmate? Yeah, that's our War Hawk there..

WHY. THE. FUCK. won't the atmosphere spin up any hurricanes that hit Southern Florida????

May be a good time to use that laser they have on the border..

Do we HAVE to be a literal Shrek meme??

Weird, because he is BEST FRIENDS with Donald...

Lindsay Graham was literally snarling "THERE WON'T be boots on the ground.."

How does that Polymarket thing work, one wonders.

But with any luck, this WILL make "THE DOW!!!" well below 50K.

I seem to remember a law passed in the 70s about not assassinating world leaders- oh, but hey, I bet they'll say ISRAEL did it...which is better? 1. Israel tells us what to do is not a good flex, and 2. actually, no, the US wanted him dead, legalities aside.

But, eventually, the Allies arrested the Nazis who ran the concentration camps...

How freaking awkward, Tulsi.. @curry.com

STOP IT, Senator! You GAVE him authorization in 2001 with the AUMF, did you forget?? That lets any President start any action anywhere without needing to declare war. You screwed Congress for eternity, it's now impossible to repeal, they've tried repeatedly. And Iran certainly fits "Islamic.."

Damn, Donald really DID ruin your trip to the most holy of holy sites to a Christian, huh, @curry.com

a mask?

"Hey, ChatGPT, you wouldn't archive everything I say to you, would you?" "No, of course not!"

If you can afford to vacation in Dubai, you can afford gas.

"Good guy with a gun" was there, plus everyone is armed in Texas, and he still got 3.

Also, they'll dispute the "mass" part.

Except we HAVE seen it before. His automatic superlatives have worn out their welcome.

WHOOPS! The ONE thing Trump could point to, to offset inflation...and it didn't even do that much.. Couple that with a potential stock market drop, and...

...in their bunkers. How historically ironic.