Matt @reasonablysober - Bluesky Profile

all of 2025 has prepared me for this night.

02.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America is garbage good night

02.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

holy fucking shit

02.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don't know what this is in reference but i don't like any of those words

01.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol and you guys thought the other site was dead

01.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuckin OOOF.

01.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They literally ruin everything they touch

31.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 8756 🔁 3267 💬 47 📌 51

UNC's punter is older than tom tupa

01.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuck I saw one of those first movies way the hell earlier than i should have.

01.11.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

**quicksand** pornography.

31.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this, the founder of the heritage foundation saying we actually want to pay more for health insurance, and vance saying more pain is coming.

big day for assholes.

30.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NOW IF YOU SEE ME WALKING BY
AND THE TEARS ARE IN MY EYES

29.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tweet from magic johnson saying 'With the Series being 2-2, Game 5 is very important. Whichever team wins takes control of the Series!'

gotta get him on this app, man

29.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 314 🔁 43 💬 6 📌 20

Good Thing Nobody In Charge Of A Newspaper Wanted To Make Olivia Reingold A Video Star | Defector Every day brings with it the same threat: the possibility of learning something new about Free Press reporter Olivia Reingold. The author of an historically malevolent piece of journalism has not…

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29.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 64 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1

look, if Girl You Know It's True or Every Rose has its Thorn come on at the local grocery store (and they have), I'm busting out an improptu karaoke session.

29.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yoo i didn't realize that it had Tanis from Letterkenny.

29.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is that supposed to help your argument? most of those are amazing bops.

29.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 54 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

google what in the hell are you doing these are not the same people

29.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh this bitch is STUPID stupid

28.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Jesus. 26 athletes stranded. This is basically the plot of "Alive."

28.10.2025 05:02 — 👍 409 🔁 74 💬 11 📌 4

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

28.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 43184 🔁 6271 💬 1652 📌 369

This lady!

26.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 481 🔁 19 💬 14 📌 0

@edsbs.bsky.social hell yea, brother.

23.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i honestly never knew what he did besides Rock n Jock basketball games once a year.

23.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

making the world a better place by turning credit card debt into a cryptocurrency casino

23.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 877 🔁 114 💬 26 📌 13

were you a fan of Banshee? I think the Pelphrey Hive began there.

22.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

22.10.2025 12:44 — 👍 1254 🔁 315 💬 23 📌 87

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

22.10.2025 17:15 — 👍 3450 🔁 505 💬 49 📌 4

i get that, but baseball cheapened the pennant many years ago. interleague play and the wild card made it irrelevant. now it's no better than winning the NBA conference finals. no one gives a shit.

21.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

for most of baseball history there wasn't the wild card.

21.10.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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