Sam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

No idea what that link was. I'm clearly new to this 🥲

Oh. my. God. They look amazing...I mean the pearls... 😏

First post.

My screenshot folder is a combination of things that are: embarrassing, inappropriate, hilarious, soul destroying, wholesome and useless. I did a scroll today and had to have a word with myself

Outdoor scene of wooden summerhouse in front of large tree lightly covered in snow

Let's stay home 🏡 ❄️

Never liked him anyway

Hey you 🥰

That says a lot about you 😂

How I arrived on Bluesky

Omw

Referred to my fertile window as my "feral window" today and I have never been so accurate

Revisiting this because I read it in work and couldn't respond in my full lechery. Promise you will do all the things? 🙃

Is this the secret group chat?

I missed you on Threads! Don't know if you were posting less, or I just wasn't seeing much but you're hereeeee💛

Yesssiirrr 🫡

Where was my invite 😤