Kirsten

I bought an air horn. Scare those dumb birds away

Peaceful?? But these people have HATE for America. How could so many people with that much hate possibly be peaceful? According to the GOP it just isn't possible.

Wow, that's a lot of "hate". Looks very peaceful for people with hate in their hearts.

We all know what happens to unwanted Kings.

Love how the strays line up and wait their turn lol

Activated the robot vacuum. Grabbed some Milk Duds to munch on, dropped one. Raced the vacuum to get it, lost the race. Now the vacuum is making a weird sound. I don't even want to look. Just gonna buy a new one. Can't get Carmel out of one of these things.

Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

Who the fuck cares about how much gold is in the white house? I care about trying to put some food in my damn house and how much my blood pressure medicine is gonna be this month. We out here just trying to make it and he's bragging about fucking gold.

I went from voting for Bush, to voting for Obama, to now not wanting to vote for any of them. 90 Democrats voted for that man's stupid holiday. I can't stand our government.

Well, that alone is cause for a full military invasion. How dare you calm travelers and deny others the opportunity to video bad behavior.

I'm only kidding, for any snowflakes who don't get sarcasm.

I haven't had to use any mosquito repellent all summer. Now here it is, end of September and I'm having to lather the shit on. Wtf

When we were little, nuclear war was an issue, so we practiced diving under our desks, like that was going to save us. Other than that, we had a lot of tornado and fire drills.

He felt that gun deaths are acceptable and just have to be lived with, so people can have their guns. I wonder if he'd like to rethink that? I wonder how his wife feels about guns, now that she's a widow and single mother.

Since he believed him deaths are an acceptable price to pay, I would like to thank him for his service

Aren't these the same people who mocked Paul Pelosi...while he was laying in the hospital?

When I was a kid I learned America was a "melting pot" of people, religions and cultures. I was always so proud of that. Look at us now. If you don't look the "right way" you're in danger. How did we go from give me your sick ....to this?

Can he keep him? Can Putin just keep Trump, like a fat orange pet? Garfield kinda way maybe?

Just heard the neighbor kid come home from their first day at school. I hear crying and an angry mama voice seems it didn't go so wel,l poor kid. I'm so glad mine are grown and I don't have to deal with that anymore. Mom is going to have a long yr it seems.

Can't see why you would need anything else

A cousin is getting married and says they need no gifts, they are good on household items. My guy says give money as a gift, I say gift them an orange tree or something similar that they can enjoy. What do y'all say?

Beautiful color, love it

Hahahahaha, omg too funny

This made me laugh. I've had a long messed up day, and this is the first thing I see when I open the app. Thank you, thank you.

My cat thinks I can't see her

Every time I see a "Thank you President Trump" ad on t.v. or YouTube, I mute that shit. I refuse to listen to you people kiss his ass just to keep your jobs and then turn around and screw the general population. How about some fuck you president trump ads????

He's the Captain of small dicks

I love how the Martin Luther King situation has not even put a dent into the Epstein files. He thought he could distract people, he was wrong. No matter what happened with King, people were NOT diddling young girls. That is what matters.