Mark Ennis

We were promised people flying with jetpacks and instead we got people asking ChatGPT why does my baby fart

this perfectly captures this entire administration’s “the emperor has no clothes” energy

we are all expected to pretend this man is the King of Health, and he himself believes it, which is why he confidently in front of witnesses attempted a thing he cannot do, knowing they will all say that he did

If you like watching QBs vomiting the football to avoid certain death in the pocket, this game is for you.

Missing that field goal couldn't have been a more perfect end to that half of football.

This is one of the worst football games I've ever watched.

Conan is 6’6 I believe.

Glenn Beck made a George Washington that can tell a lie.

Wins 2025 hands down

Literally let them join and play in the conference title game in the covid year.

When the side piece gets mad the man puts a picture with his wife on Facebook.

Lol at the idea that Jim Phillips is influential.

NEW on CNN: In several old videos we found, Pete Hegseth blasted Trump in 2016 warning he could issue unlawful orders that troops should refuse, calling him an “armchair tough guy” with five draft deferments.

Now he’s attacking Democrats for saying same.

LINK: www.cnn.com/2025/12/08/p...

some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think

I do still like the notion that libertarianism is just astrology for men.

Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins both did not get the Covid vaccine, yet both tore their Achilles.

This is absolute garbage from a doctor. Unfreakingreal.

Yeah 😞

A thread worth your time.

MS NOW, citing three unnamed sources, reports Patel has, at least twice, ordered his girlfriend's FBI security detail to also escort one of her allegedly intoxicated friends after a night of partying. Agents have objected to the order, only for Patel to throw a fit trib.al/Kk54JRb

Yeah nobody did that.

Yeah that's not the point of this.

It’s definitely not a story that justifies shooting Venezuelan people on a boat with missiles. Which was the original point I was making.

Buddy none of this is really the point at all.

Yeah I don't know about any of that. I'll defer to you. All I know is that crazy evil woman is turning a story calling for mercy into a justification for killing people with missiles.

This is the first time a postgame interview has made me root against someone.

“I LIKE TURTLES”

Oh god what a dork.

Ohio State ran 27 total plays on its last 2 drives only to get stopped twice on 3rd-and-1, once on 4th-and-1, and then miss a 27-yard FG.

“Games aren’t data about teams.”