Wtf is that?

I've done the same with a lamb shoulder. It's going in today but it's been marinating since Friday.

Every night for the next fucking week

18 words never sounded so bleak.

a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .

My dad was in Ken Dodds Bon Jovi tribute band. It was called "By Jovi"
#IThankYaww #TipYourWaitress

Grrrr.
Friday: fish and chips
Saturday: steak with ice cream for duff*
Sunday: the roast.

*There's no such thing as puddings.

Let the super rich leave 🤷‍♂️ if they dont want to pay UK tax, strip them of UK citizenship. They'll soon hate Dubai when they cant get a snort of coke at the weekend #bbcqt

i write to you with solemn news. i am in paris, writing my life’s only masterwork. i spend my days drinking good espresso and smoking inexpensive cigarettes, writing clear and hard about what hurts. as such, i cannot ‘Log On’ - and friend - i will not attend your ‘laser-focused mesh network webinar’

Yes.
So I've heard.

Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Ahhh great, the mouth-breathers that select "reply to all" are logged on.

Just.
Great.

Buckle up.

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

The Honey Monster (whose settled status gives rise to Legitimate Concerns) and Henry McGee.

Yet another mixed-race couple in our British adverts. Sadiq Khan's Britain.

I'd have taken that all day! Instead I get Rimmer or Timothy Claypole, and they STILL call me that!

I didn't actually know he'd added the -Savoy and changed from Pål to Paul (they both sound the same). Scoundrel Days was the first album I bought, but yeah I *kinda* knew.

I'm sure Aha are Fruruholmen, Waakraar-Savoy and Harket?

Biffo has bought a boomerang from the local boomerangery and is excited to have fun with it. BIFFO: I'll have some fun with this!

Beano #870, Mar 21, 1959

Animals?

Just caught No73 as a kid, but didn't really get on with it as it was VERY southern. I didn't know it could be like this!

You're having a good one tonight!

A screenshot of my timeline. It's all Col enjoying himself (I assume) watching Top Of The Pops.

Fippin' Eck Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social

A cherry in a Negroni is more than acceptable! Pip pip!

How do they cope in Baarle-Hertog?

Faceless figures and mysterious music: ghost stories from English Heritage sites Figure caught on camera at Chester Castle among accounts of eerie goings on at historic properties

This is fascinating - reports of spooky happenings across different English Heritage properties www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

🌿🪦🌿"Folklore claimed that churchyard yews would stretch a root to the mouth of each corpse, making a hidden green-man of every buried body. Their essence would be drawn in with the sap. The tree would remember them."

📖Deeper Older Darker
#FairyTaleTuesday #thicktrunktuesday #FairyTaleFlash

I for one did not see this coming

I'd also fancy a quid Romesh Ranganathan's agent is VERY busy right now.

Give Gregg(g) Wallace the Strictly gig!

I was expecting he would recall being a Formula One team boss.