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my name is zazo. that guy u know who is obsessed with FFIX. β™Šβ™Šβ™Š kinship adoptee, bipolar he/hick of the blue ridge mountains πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ no minors please! | fanciphee.itch.io | i don't do comms for strangers, will take art requests. my works: #artbyzazo

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kantera from end roll

kantera from end roll

be cursed, be cursed #endroll #artbyzazo

03.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

>have a great lead on getting a binder >infinite dysphoria doompill fountain over doing measurements and spending money

wh....y....

02.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

joining the ranks.....

02.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fuckin exhausted and girlie here irl trying to start a fight over discount yogurt. Ok

02.11.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking as a former forum admin, it is a userbase's job - nay, duty - to hate the moderation team

02.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the collective noun for a team of social media developers is a torment nexus

02.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what if the omelas child has bad vibes or is unpleasant to be around

01.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

no nuance november
dumb discourse december
jokeunderstander january
fertile femboy february
malicious misunderstanding march
asinine argument april
misconstrued motive may

01.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Jamaica Faces the Hardest Part of a Hurricane: Recovery Hurricane Melissa was only the beginning.

Finally, I'm Time's Man Of The ...... Morning.
anyways, I wrote something

01.11.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

his name is kekogecko

01.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg. wait. i see it

01.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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silly lil guy drawn in like five seconds

01.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
I drew a bone and I cant remember where in the body it came from, fuck, im gonna be a terrible butcher

I drew a bone and I cant remember where in the body it came from, fuck, im gonna be a terrible butcher

its a bone.

30.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"white haired characters are a different flavour from blonde characters" and then there's characters who are both

30.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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logging on

30.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 398    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
a colorful drawing of an old woman sitting on a couch with a coffee mug.

a colorful drawing of an old woman sitting on a couch with a coffee mug.

gma #artbyzazo

30.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a street corner full of pigeons

a street corner full of pigeons

pov you fucked up designing the mob spawn frequency in one chunk of the world and now you have a Pigeon Corner

30.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
reddit screenshot from r/somnigastronomy, posted by user mother_demand1833. it reads: 
Green Apple Kneecap Custard

I recently dreamed about visiting a small but high-end confection shop.
In the back corner, there was a life-sized fake skeleton (like a Halloween decoration) sitting in a rocking chair. The skeleton was labeled with the name "Moe."
I walked toward Moe and realized that he was kept refrigerated, his bones glistening with just a hint of cool moisture.
The shop owner followed me to show me what this was all about.
He walked up and removed the skeleton's kneecap, which turned out to be hollow and packed with a smooth, light green custard.

reddit screenshot from r/somnigastronomy, posted by user mother_demand1833. it reads: Green Apple Kneecap Custard I recently dreamed about visiting a small but high-end confection shop. In the back corner, there was a life-sized fake skeleton (like a Halloween decoration) sitting in a rocking chair. The skeleton was labeled with the name "Moe." I walked toward Moe and realized that he was kept refrigerated, his bones glistening with just a hint of cool moisture. The shop owner followed me to show me what this was all about. He walked up and removed the skeleton's kneecap, which turned out to be hollow and packed with a smooth, light green custard.

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I was told that this "green apple Kneecap custard" was in high demand, but it could only be produced in limited quantities because "Moe has only two kneecaps."
I bought a custard, which was smooth, rich, and lightly flavored with tart green apple. It was the consistency of a good creme caramel.
It was expensive, and I immediately felt a sense of buyer's remorse. But I decided to cherish the experience.
I had to eat it where I was standing so I could return the hollow kneecap, which needed to be washed and sanitized before being filled with a new batch and cooled to the perfect temperature.
Disturbing but undeniably tasty.

post continues: I was told that this "green apple Kneecap custard" was in high demand, but it could only be produced in limited quantities because "Moe has only two kneecaps." I bought a custard, which was smooth, rich, and lightly flavored with tart green apple. It was the consistency of a good creme caramel. It was expensive, and I immediately felt a sense of buyer's remorse. But I decided to cherish the experience. I had to eat it where I was standing so I could return the hollow kneecap, which needed to be washed and sanitized before being filled with a new batch and cooled to the perfect temperature. Disturbing but undeniably tasty.

moe has only two kneecaps

30.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"and now, the heartwarming story of how someone who should never have to do this is helping save the lives of people their government is trying to starve to death, as the debate over whether or not the government should starve people to death continues in Washington"

30.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

my bestie Normal Bird from apple quest monsters

29.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Website League:
Posting, but together

The Website League is a new decentralized social media project, run as a collective by folks like you who want a better place to exist online. It's an active community that you can join today.

Website League: Posting, but together The Website League is a new decentralized social media project, run as a collective by folks like you who want a better place to exist online. It's an active community that you can join today.

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FOLKS: the Website League is officially (re)open for business with our new and improved website!

websiteleague.org

29.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

random objects in your immediate area are always a plus!!

29.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can easily extract the source code from a Java application. Because of this, mojang uses an obfuscator that converts all the human-readable names to things like "a"

They will no longer do this.

29.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Whenever you learn more about ecology and conservation and what your region used to look like and what used to roam here you start looking at nature and wilderness and noticing what's missing more than anything else, it's like a hole missing in your heart

29.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Marge Simpson: It’s very easy to post out of context panels of superheroes spanking and being spanked.

Marge Simpson: It’s very easy to post out of context panels of superheroes spanking and being spanked.

Homer Simpson: fun too

Homer Simpson: fun too

29.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning~

29.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lark, no contest. this was a woman born to spend buku bucks on looking like Ultimecia for fun

29.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/trev...

28.10.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pseudo-Roman mask helmet thingy. It's greenish and bent and there's a red jewel in one of its eyes.

A pseudo-Roman mask helmet thingy. It's greenish and bent and there's a red jewel in one of its eyes.

been a while since I went hard on patina

28.10.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2212    πŸ” 366    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 4

Like ofc its obvious on hindsight I fucking guess im just like. Ah . Well. Seems im full of rage

28.10.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0