Hammer

Gotta say, I'm not sure about some of the older matchups, but I don't think anything from today can compare to the busted level of Academy #BestStandardDeckEver

Alright so last night I debuted me Pirate Hammermage! This of course be the pants version, but if ye wanna see the pantsless version, 5 reposts and 20 likes and I'll share it!

Someone at work: "Hey kid, want a fidget spinner?"

Me: "I guess?"

I picked it up and I didn't know they were so heavy. I get why but I guess I just assumed they were light plastic or something.

I went to the driving range today and I think I need new grips on my irons... They were always bad but they were sticky and turned my hand into a blues clue lol. I still hit really well despite hardly playing the last 6 years! I have some vids too if anyone wants good golf ASMR☺️

I'm about to dailiesmax. Not pictured is me grinding hsr on my phone at the same time

Ouch (ignore the book, I'm a 3d artist not a 2d one)

Love this vent in the building where I work. What a great place for a fucking wall.

I can't believe I just learned this card exists yesterday.

I've learned I'm not good enough at Fortnite to impress girls... I'll work harder...

Boy Paypal sure is outrageous with its fees. I just wanna sell some assets I made for a fair low price, why do they feel entitled to over half the sale?

More successful VTubers, what made your popularity pop off? I'm curious how y'all got where you are today.

Straight up Fortin tonight

You'd better believe if I was a powerful fantasy character I'd dress slutty everyday.

Perhaps I should become a beetuber instead

YouTube video by Hammer This little freak packs an insane punch! #vtuber #marinelife #mantisshrimp #marinebiology #education

For those of you who wondered, behold, my first video on the mantis shrimp! It's such an interesting specimen that I have 2 more videos in the works about it! Check it out!

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Would you still love me if I was a bee?

I am simply cozy

I just tried a $10000 cutting edge tech massage chair and it was absolutely amazing and just a little hot at times

I have some fun stream ideas to make certain things more entertaining but I'm not sure the hardware they require is worth it...

Slime VTuber? Say no more!

Long story short I've been in a closet flipping through cameras for the last 6 hours at work today and I'm not giving Freddy Fazbear any chances

I get to go go-karting in a bit then have free dinner on another companies tab weeee

*blinks 3 times*

Lmao I promise it was nothing worrisome, I just did not give much context

This has basically been work for me today

I've been working the "goon-room" for the last few hours

I love being salary. It lets me do things like schedule a doctor's appointment in the morning so I show up late to work, then still leave at 5.

Angels are back in standard and I'm very much enjoying it #mtg #mtgfoundations

I've written so many scripts for reels/tiktoks about the mantis shrimp, y'all aren't ready for how much I'm about to yap about this little freak.

Checking out some new planets in Minecraft at 3pm EST! Will they be more interesting than Mars? Probably!