Schnak

The Hess Truck’s back and it’s better than ever, my man.

I don’t know jack about death metal, but I’ll read anything with a Hollywood Steve byline and feel confident I’ll learn something interesting.

YouTube video by jsmilla Amtrak - There's Something About a Train

"There's something about a traaaain…" www.youtube.com/watch?v=A716...

Did she borrow one of Inga Swenson’s wigs?

Too soon.

Let all the children boogie!

When did Bob Geldof turn into Khan from Star Trek II?

Liam Entenmann? Heir to the crumb cake fortune, I presume?

And Glenn Thrush is a sex pest who wears a ridiculous old-timey “Press” hat. Glad the Times put the A-Team on this story.

The Irredeemable Benny Johnson Benny Johnson, best known for having been fired from Buzzfeed for plagiarism, is in the news again, this time for a different ethical violation.

Benny Johnson IS a plagiarist, so I’m inclined to take his word on such matters. www.plagiarismtoday.com/2017/03/22/t...

The King Without a Crown!

Is that a first printing mass market paperback of MASH Goes to Maine? Sweet.

Where can I get an “I Invented Darkness” tee shirt?

I presume he had his buckteeth pulled after they rotted out of his mouth due to tooth decay.

In a related story, Bissinger has already spent his entire advance on leather pants.

And certainly not the guy who only got the concentration camp guard gig because he was Himmler’s nephew.

Gives new meaning to the word “Deuce.”

Don’t you know whaling is America’s growth industry of tomorrow?

70s Spielberg always seemed like a guy who would have terrible body odor.

You take Schneider over Buffalo Butt?

I wonder if Sorrells got razzed by the other inmates for being in one of the worst TZ episodes of all time.

Extra credit if you can work in a few lines from My Gorilla Is My Butler.

Would that be considered a modular pit?

Sounds like you just needed a place to “stow it."

What happened to grit and sandpaper?

YouTube video by Rafael Mathard Rocky and apollo last talk

Sure, winning the heavyweight title was great and all, but I still feel like Rocky Balboa's greatest achievement was getting a grown man to address him as "Stallion." youtu.be/9q0zi4rUVPY?...

I spent an hour with Kreskin in 2008 and he sent me a Christmas card every year for the next 15 years. Rest in power, my friend.

True dat.

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