wetlycraboy

Oh that does look like fun - I've always enjoyed his videos!

Imagining the introductions now: "Hello, I'm your drink holder for the evening"

Wooooohhhhhooooohhhh!

Have they sprung a leak?

Bright, then the eyes travel down to those delicious thighs in those sexy shorts.

Basically everyone should be showing off slime-covered lycra bulges

Ah you're too kind

Yeah "Sloshing a carton of custard in your shorts in the shower Sunday" is pleasingly alliterative but also not quite in the same scale.

Hehe, you've seen me in and out of lycra before :)

One leads to the other, right?

We should... I just need a tank.

Fuck me, that's a hot look! I wish I was at a gym where the guys dressed like that!

Dammit, now I want some too!

That looks amazing!

If I'm one of them, it's all you really need to be wearing.

I like the intermittent showers idea...

Well you are an expert!

The way it covers is superb!

Ooft.

At least it was a nice big portion...

Better than too hot!

I hope Goldilocks got all 3 portions...

Oh god, don’t

Possibly my favourite game of yours.

That teasing bulge can be just as hot (if not hotter) than having everything on show.

I can help with that.

Or at least I can pretend to help...

Oh good thighs will ALWAYS get my attention.

You will have to be extremely careful not to get me messy at the same time, it'll be very tricky.

Then I'll hold him still and you dump a load of slop over him.

It's my favourite bit.