David Suter

Also knows as grocon-pedia to French speakers

My my this hurts 😅

Having a PhD means you can find the word “unfortunately” in an email faster that the search function

Paper rejections are also more emotional for me - I feel like grants are anyway lotteries while papers...are...lotteries having some numbers better/worse than others 🙃

Hey ! I just tried, I have to say it is pretty impressive...and useful ! Thanks for sharing this resource

Thanks Juan !

In flux, balance holds,
Through storm of concentration,
Stem cell self remains.

Congratulations to former very talented PhD student Romane Mizeret, with help from @armelletollenaere.bsky.social and Cédric Deluz, +
big thanks to EPFL genomics (GECF) and flow cytometry (FCCF) facilities.

OCT4 drifts, unsure,
SOX2 holds steady, unmoved,
NANOG climbs with strength.

Mass-action falters,
Binding bends to hidden rules,
Genes choose subtler paths.

Core regions endure,
Three voices sing constant truth,
Pluripotent flame.

Endogenous variability in transcription factor concentrations shapes their genome-wide occupancy The control of transcription factor (TF) concentrations is crucial for the precise regulation of gene expression and cell fate decisions during development. Yet, TF concentrations can display substant...

📣 New preprint from the lab - Endogenous fluctuations of transcription factor levels shape their occupancy in unexpected ways
www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...

Big congrats Ueli ! Such an amazing mentor, person and scientist

Genome-wide chromatin recording resolves dynamic cell state changes Understanding how the chromatin state of a cell influences its future behavior is a major challenge throughout biology. However, most chromatin profiling methods are limited to endpoint assays. Here, ...

Nice ! This one from Elowitz lab is also along the same line www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...

I love the exquisitely targeted ads on linkedin 😂

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Drosophila research without FlyBase would be untenable. Time for all labs who can afford it to step up.

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Special prize for "how to finish things you start" 💯

Rejoice ! They are probably implementing the 3-factor authentification 🤓

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Yeah sure in that case sounds a bit crazy...basing authorship on career impact sounds like weaponizing authorship (or lack thereof) for career advancement, which IMO amounts to fraud

individual credit when very few people were involved compared to studies with zillions of authors.

cases is another one. I do think it is relatively obvious that when less people are involved, this means more work per person which I think should also be recognized differently. So I would say this argument can never be used to play around with authorship, but I feel it natural to give more

I feel like this has to be contextualized a bit to answer properly. Authorship should always be attributed when work has been done, full stop. Now the question of whether an author deserves more credit in a two-author paper than in a 50-author paper (where credit was attributed properly in both

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💯 - always had a deep gut aversion to both extremes - hypothesis vs data-worshipers

So AA, AB, etc. ?

🤯 Thinking what to do when having > 26 panels in a supp figure...label AA, AB, AC ? Cannot split it, journal limits number of supp figures...

Rare sight of an ERC-super grantee at the crack of dawn

Prompting ChatGPT ?

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Lab drowning in paperwork? Hire an in-house writer Hiring a postdoc to take over writing tasks makes good sense, argues Béla Z. Schmidt.

For many people (me included) writing is thinking

If you're not thinking you're just the pretty front (wo)man in the band

Do you want to be Noel or Liam?

www.nature.com/articles/d41...