Apparently I get turned on after YOU work out 🥵

My Spotify Wrapped says I have the musical taste of a 75 yo. I don’t listen to that new fangled 15yo music.

Exactly this. Read receipts free me from ppl asking why I’ve not responded. I’ve not responded because I’ve not read it.

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Obi has refined taste.

I’m a top - no need to qualify it. :-) BUT I do get squicky when someone says they’re a “total top.” Oddly I don’t have any concern with a “total bottom.” Maybe it’s because the guys I see who declare “total top” come across as degrading toward bottoms. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Let’s be real - bottoms are the real ones.

I hope you also nabbed the matching ash tray. 🚬

Those feet. My face.

Hey… next time we’re gonna have a rapture will someone give me a heads-up? I hear the deals on Facebook Marketplace were unholy.

I’d argue the “in a public restroom” part is unnecessary… just no phone convo while in ANY loo

Can you please do this I’m the train near me? I wanna see the show

Hold up… they notified you of a lay off coming? That’s ballsy of them… no reason for you to not metaphorically burn it all down

Hheeeyyyy!!

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This a million times. If you’re coming to me with a problem and no solution, you’re just complaining. Tell me, politician, how you plan to address this… and don’t just say “vote” or “organize” or “protest.” Guarantee you the GOP isn’t in their position because they’re organized.

Want

just realized how lame it is that you post a hot cock pic and I’m like “ooh a weather station!”

Ooh, are you a weather nerd? 🤭

Oh my… that 💦 got me

You have no idea.

OK that’s hot. Also we need to get you new socks. :-P

Can’t DM you. :-( Happy Birthday!

The way you use that knife is terrifying and arousing at the same time

🥵 I secretly (not so secretly) want those toes on my nose.

THIS! This is the view I want.

I’m Robert. It’s me. I’ve moved, but don’t mind that.

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👣 100%

Need a boy to do that in my truck. 🥵

I want those 🦶 in my face. And my 🍆 wants in too.