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I have very mean words for the people at Rockwell responsible for FTView SE. Network distributed my ass.

I am the kind of crazy that opens multiple shorts in multiple tabs and watches each one once, then closes the tab. I don't scroll.

it my birthday. pls send a big person with muscular hips & a strong lower back to destroy my ass with a giant 15lb strap on dildo

Existing with friends and just sharing that moment in space and time with them is low key one of my favorite things to do.

Mine gave me "what makes the best drunk driving song" when I haven't touched alcohol in like 7 years...

mmm, caffeine withdraw headaches

Digital sketch of an anthro striped yeen giving an unexpected tongue-lick to an anthro border collie, much to the latter's surprise.

Like every v-day, we went "Yeah, we're not gonna do anything special!" but then I couldn't stop myself from getting a lovey-dovey sketch for @takiwuff.bsky.social and myself. x_x

Thanks so much to @caylethdraws.bsky.social for creating this gem on such super short notice!

Age verification? Mr Yuck

long day at work

phone dead
laptop dead
I'm dead

Gilenan Moo Sketch NSFW

A lil WIP from Jan for @gilneanmoo.bsky.social !!

There's a joke about a bone and burying somewhere >_>;;

Ive accepted that the best I can hope for in a relationship is that someone finds me useful enough to tolerate for a while before I inevitably outlive my usefulness to them

This is legit how I find most of the abandos I photograph

I should buy a boat. Then I can be a captain. Of the boat I own. And I could introduce myself as captain.

I will ascend the heavens, kill god, and use the flame of the holy spirit to boil water for a steam turbine. This is my plan for unlimited free energy.

Ive been training up for a while now. Not as often as I'd like tho lol

Grip* 160 & 170

Yeah, topped toys 160 and 170 lol

I managed to fit the 16" plug today. Couldn't get the 17", that one is gonna take a while to train up to I think.

whose ass????

I do think the Q are descended from humans, but not in the way the most popular theories assume. I think they evolved from the 10th dimensional slug creatures that Janeway and Paris spawned in the transwarp episode.

It is endlessly funny to me that my current job exists because AI was really terrible at designing and programming a process control system that would actually yknow, work.

I'm a GP38-2, pre admiral cab. Im not the best at anything but I just work and refuse to die.

Meow! This is lovely Scuba!

what if I just curl up in bed cuddling my plush yeen while mst3k plays on the tv

18 pallets of ammo and explosives. 1 pallet of food, and a half a cart of medical supplies. Also a connex full of computers.

oh no we're stranded and isolated with limited resources and have to figure out how to survive completely cut off from earth.

anyway *magdumps into a wraith*

tolly bo on the hoagie

A 6' creepcatco coyote inside a very large inflatable shark mouth pool toy.

I'm an adult and I will use my adult money for things that make me happy

My personal line is that I keep tabs on the technology. Checking in on it regularly and reading the research, especially on edge applications, to see if it can be used in my field. But I do not actively use it in my day to day as an automation specialist because AI cannot fill the edge cases I do.

Hey. Hey you. Sunday is for sinning