Nosferatu Jones

Voters don’t think the Democratic Party is too progressive, they think it’s weak and ineffective
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war

time to become chaotic good

i know it is out of vogue to talk about this. journalists are too worldly and a critical mass of the opposition are too jaded to note that it is illegal. but this is a constitutional crisis

non negotiable purity tests for the politicians:

First 100 days:
Abolish ICE+Tribunals+release victims
Full Trans Rights
Prosecute The Entire Nazi Regime

first term goals:
Repeal patriot, hs, telcom acts, crime bill
defund, demilitarize police
medicare for all
housing for all
education for all

Getting in the time machine, getting Hitler accepted to art school and making Elvis fail his Army physical

This table of contents, my G'd

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

When a bird flies into a window and breaks it's neck we assume it was tricked by the clearness of the window and thought it could fly through but maybe it just caught it's bird wife fucking a more successful and handsome bird and just decided to end the pain

A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.

I’m feeling kinda done with Alan Cumming.That’s my hot take.

Ok I *have* to know the original context of that screenshot

if the uk can hold a former royal prince accountable for his actions surely we can at least do the same with our *listening and processing* ok i am being told we cannot

i cannot warn people enough, in 2018 ron desantis stole the florida gubernatorial election by way of fbi interference, and since then he has instituted a neofascist cultural revolution in that state. acquaintances went from adoring me (an out trans woman) to being unable to make eye contact.

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

nice to know we were fighting the big bad all along i guess

One reason our sclerotic elites are failing at confronting fascism is because rationalism, incrementalism and proceduralism are completely insufficient weapons to confront an irrational actor that exploits the latter two to in order to do away with all three.

If you give ground on one marginalized group, you stand for nothing and will shrug off others. Not acceptable.

The list has not steered me wrong yet

Must be nice to have a functioning Supreme Court.

Wait who is the woman?

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

The 2 mo baby being held in detention became unresponsive last night and was rushed to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with bronchitis. Rather than give him treatment, he was deported along with his mother and left abandoned at the Mexico border.

Their cruelty knows no bounds.

Centrists are as much of an enemy as the Far-Right and the future of human society and Planet Earth relies on us crushing both the Republican and Democratic Party establishments this year. It’s all terminally rotten and it all has to go

if you sincerely want fascism defeated, you’re going to have to first realize that “Just Vote Any Dem” is a bad strategy and that it’s actually necessary to criticize the democrats in office.

Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.