@jaskelling.bsky.social
Handle is the same on Threads. Book lover & in the movie industry for way too many years. Collector of too much. Atheist, comedy fan, & pretend alcohol snob. Hi!
Fitting for today’s cat fight.
06.06.2025 01:02 — 👍 22550 🔁 3039 💬 347 📌 211
David Lynch giving the weather report saying “Good Morning, everyone. It’s an absolutely shitshow out there today.”
Evergreen.
07.04.2025 19:01 — 👍 1580 🔁 376 💬 6 📌 4Having grown up there, I can tell you things are all kinds of bad when people in Colorado Springs are protesting.
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I wouldn’t put it past him.
24.03.2025 19:20 — 👍 914 🔁 218 💬 32 📌 12ROGUE ONE: A Pete Hegseth Story
"We have to somehow obtain the plans for the Death Star."
"Wait, look, the Empire's Defense Minister just posted them for all to see."
"Cool."
THE END
If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because
"you turned out fine," you did not in fact turn out fine.
14.03.2025 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Resign, you outdated collaborator.
14.03.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Truly. Thank you for standing up.
Boycott any Democrat that votes with MAGA DOGE. Give them nothing. Not a dollar, not a dime, not a like.
They're already doing it. You voting yes it's just going to make you complicit, you absolutely spineless coward. You should be ashamed that you're willing to vote with people working to take away education from special, needs kids, healthcare from seniors and disabled people. Fuck you.
14.03.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump shilling Teslas felt like a commercial that would've been in Robocop.
12.03.2025 06:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a digital copy of DEN OF THIEVES 2. It's up for grabs. You know the drill, gentlemen!
08.03.2025 01:25 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0what we need is a world where people are once again willing to walk into a movie pitch and be like "just a guy, but with scissors for hands send cheque"
07.03.2025 17:51 — 👍 1095 🔁 55 💬 26 📌 3thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
10.02.2025 03:24 — 👍 79322 🔁 8644 💬 624 📌 214
jourdain searles @judysquirrels I'll vote for whoever will come at the republicans like kendrick went for drake. i'm not joking either. give me that energy or shut up. don't email me. don't text me. don't ask me for anything.
This is it. This is the take.
08.02.2025 06:18 — 👍 9361 🔁 2298 💬 47 📌 66Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
08.02.2025 21:03 — 👍 81231 🔁 14751 💬 3102 📌 947
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
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This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak.
Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds
New from 404 Media: hundreds of subreddits, including some of the most popular, are considering banning all links/content/screenshots from X/Twitter. r/NFL, r/hockey, r/baseball, r/nba, r/formula1, r/ComicBookMovies, r/MadeMeSmile, so many more. Some already have. www.404media.co/hundreds-of-...
22.01.2025 17:07 — 👍 71337 🔁 8611 💬 2216 📌 880
"heil tesla" projected onto a factory in berlin, germany by a left wing activist group along with the word #boycott
23.01.2025 02:39 — 👍 2263 🔁 439 💬 21 📌 21
21.01.2025 04:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That was the hard R of Nazi salutes that Musk threw up
21.01.2025 02:39 — 👍 206 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 0
Just a reminder...
20.01.2025 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
I hope young people understand - as David Lynch's films so eloquently show us:
It's not supposed to make sense. It's in the parts that we don't understand, that conflict between logic and chaos, that we discover who we are.
Someone is singing in the radiator. Don't ask how. Enjoy the music.
16.01.2025 18:33 — 👍 33140 🔁 6896 💬 429 📌 292
