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Handle is the same on Threads. Book lover & in the movie industry for way too many years. Collector of too much. Atheist, comedy fan, & pretend alcohol snob. Hi!

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Fitting for today’s cat fight.

06.06.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 22423    πŸ” 3021    πŸ’¬ 345    πŸ“Œ 208
David Lynch giving the weather report saying β€œGood Morning, everyone. It’s an absolutely shitshow out there today.”

David Lynch giving the weather report saying β€œGood Morning, everyone. It’s an absolutely shitshow out there today.”

Evergreen.

07.04.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1571    πŸ” 371    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Having grown up there, I can tell you things are all kinds of bad when people in Colorado Springs are protesting.

06.04.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Val Kilmer, Star of β€˜Batman Forever,’ β€˜Tombstone,’ Dies at 65 Val Kilmer, star of "Batman Forever" and "Tombstone," has died. He was 65.

Aww, man. :(

02.04.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wouldn’t put it past him.

24.03.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 909    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 12

ROGUE ONE: A Pete Hegseth Story

"We have to somehow obtain the plans for the Death Star."

"Wait, look, the Empire's Defense Minister just posted them for all to see."

"Cool."

THE END

25.03.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 702    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because
"you turned out fine," you did not in fact turn out fine.

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Resign, you outdated collaborator.

14.03.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly. Thank you for standing up.
Boycott any Democrat that votes with MAGA DOGE. Give them nothing. Not a dollar, not a dime, not a like.

14.03.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're already doing it. You voting yes it's just going to make you complicit, you absolutely spineless coward. You should be ashamed that you're willing to vote with people working to take away education from special, needs kids, healthcare from seniors and disabled people. Fuck you.

14.03.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump shilling Teslas felt like a commercial that would've been in Robocop.

12.03.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a digital copy of DEN OF THIEVES 2. It's up for grabs. You know the drill, gentlemen!

08.03.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

what we need is a world where people are once again willing to walk into a movie pitch and be like "just a guy, but with scissors for hands send cheque"

07.03.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1090    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

10.02.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 78977    πŸ” 8604    πŸ’¬ 620    πŸ“Œ 214
jourdain searles 
@judysquirrels
I'll vote for whoever will come at the republicans like kendrick went for drake. i'm not joking either. give me that energy or shut up. don't email me. don't text me. don't ask me for anything.

jourdain searles @judysquirrels I'll vote for whoever will come at the republicans like kendrick went for drake. i'm not joking either. give me that energy or shut up. don't email me. don't text me. don't ask me for anything.

This is it. This is the take.

08.02.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9327    πŸ” 2284    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 65

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

08.02.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 80901    πŸ” 14683    πŸ’¬ 3091    πŸ“Œ 945
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

29.01.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 67101    πŸ” 27504    πŸ’¬ 1216    πŸ“Œ 1883
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This is how you say β€œgo fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak.

Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds

25.01.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 55836    πŸ” 12701    πŸ’¬ 1981    πŸ“Œ 1301
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Hundreds of Subreddits Are Considering Banning All Links to X Dozens of big subreddits have already banned all Twitter links, and posts about potential bans are some of the most popular on the site.

New from 404 Media: hundreds of subreddits, including some of the most popular, are considering banning all links/content/screenshots from X/Twitter. r/NFL, r/hockey, r/baseball, r/nba, r/formula1, r/ComicBookMovies, r/MadeMeSmile, so many more. Some already have. www.404media.co/hundreds-of-...

22.01.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 71031    πŸ” 8561    πŸ’¬ 2197    πŸ“Œ 874
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"heil tesla" projected onto a factory in berlin, germany by a left wing activist group along with the word #boycott

23.01.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2255    πŸ” 434    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 21
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Every Nazi Punch from "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
YouTube video by Todd Vaziri Every Nazi Punch from "Raiders of the Lost Ark"

youtu.be/47nkHeMGsuo?...

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21.01.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

That was the hard R of Nazi salutes that Musk threw up

21.01.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a reminder...

20.01.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring πŸ€·πŸ˜†

17.01.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 86049    πŸ” 12874    πŸ’¬ 5673    πŸ“Œ 1116

I hope young people understand - as David Lynch's films so eloquently show us:

It's not supposed to make sense. It's in the parts that we don't understand, that conflict between logic and chaos, that we discover who we are.

Someone is singing in the radiator. Don't ask how. Enjoy the music.

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