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There are None Pizza With Left Beef’s everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

Trump writes that he can also use a cheat code to spawn unlimited sports cars that can shoot bullets

Feature, not a bug, etc, etc

Wish him the best but he just did not look like an NBA player when they called him up

“This is gonna save me so much money”-guy who’s been crashing all his cars to get them to stop

There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop.

Oh no! Did someone get stuck in the resort city built on literal slavery in an authoritarian state?

This is what happens when you lay off all your journalists, ESPN

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Wasn’t super happy with how they played tonight, but far as I’m concerned Tiago’s done a phenomenal job with the roster he’s been given, especially with the circumstances he’s had to deal with, and how many games have been lost to injury. I really hope he gets at least another season with us

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

Guy in a “Fuck ICE” T-shirt on the Blazers broadcast 👀

No the fuck he hasn’t

I wanted to believe the concerns about the Blazers offense were overblown coming into the season but Deni and Sharpe go out for a few games and the offense just fucking collapses and devolves into jacking up threes

Okongwu has 6 threes in the first half lmao

Gray longboi cargo shorts with a built-in belt on the rack at Kohl’s

We’re at war in the Middle East and there’s cargo shorts with a 12” inseam and a built in belt on the shelf at Kohl’s, 2007 is so fucking back.

Okay Clingan!!!

Was about to say the Blazers are playing better but still have a hole to dig themselves out of, and then they turned it over again, made a nice recovery on defense, and then just gave up and allowed a wide open layup

It would be one thing if they were playing well and the Hawks were just out shooting them. But the Hawks are beating them at their own fucking game. Play like a team that’s trying to make the fucking playoffs, for fuck’s sake

The way the Blazers are playing makes me want to fucking scream. You are the worst three point shooting team in the league, stop fucking jacking up threes. Okongwu has 4 3-pointers in the first quarter and you’re still not guarding him. Daniels is dunking on our rim protectors. Un-fucking-acceptable

it doesn’t seem so bad as long as you don’t remember anything that’s ever happened

People across America are starving to death because they can’t afford groceries and the President is pretty obviously a ringleader in a child sex trafficking ring but at least he’s also starting an illegal and immoral war to usher in regime change and trigger a hallucinated apocalypse

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

No one wants to hear that <checks notes> Iran currently has a more active & functional parliament than the United States of Just This One Guy Can Do Whatever He Wants Because No One In Congress Who Swore Oaths Will Do Their Damn Jobs

And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."

Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.

Check out The Yiddish Policemen’s Union by Michael Chabon and Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins if you’re curious

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."