rat with the devil horns 🤘🐀🤘

new mini batch of rat adoptables up for instant purchase at ko-fi.com/murdermuffin...

apologies for making them $12 instead of $10 fees suck...

Whatnot - Invitation from ouija666 for $15 credit Whatnot - The Live Shopping Marketplace. Shop, sell, and connect around things you love. Explore 250+ categories, including coins, sneakers, fashion, electronics, sports and Pokémon cards, fashion, pl...

still trying to figure out listings & shit for the show on the 9th but supposedly if you sign up with my invite link you get $15 credit and i get $5 🤨 curious if it works. ignore current listings i need to redo everything when i get home

whatnot.com/invite/ouija...

new mini batch of rat adoptables up for instant purchase at ko-fi.com/murdermuffin...

apologies for making them $12 instead of $10 fees suck...

a well-adjusted, entirely innocent little fella for @chiropteryx.bsky.social

they can certainly be brought on screen to make an appearance and do inspections at the viewer's request

bidding will start at $2-$5 each minus shipping which gets capped at some point each show i’m gonna have to research lol

i’m just trying to make space and some extra cash. they’re mostly mini carvings and some mineral specimens i gotta go through it all tonight and pick things out

soonish = days

will be selling some of my crystal/fossil collection soonish on whatnot if ppl here are interested in tuning in to a boring stream

that shit tasted good too

was terrified going into an interview for a real deal bakery and we ended up talking for a solid 40 mins and he acted like my basic display cakes with roses were amazing (bc they only do bundt cakes) and gave me 2 free cakes when i left so i'm feeling hopeful i will find good work here after all

so upset i forgot to even explain: there’s a 4 hour marathon nobody is running and we’re essentially trapped lolz

i made great progress on a commission this weekend i’ll just finish that today and do adopts idk what else to do i have a job interview in 2 days but i really needed today’s money

long story short i had to call off work while my voice was shaking bc i was overstimulated and it’s such a fucking stupid excuse lmfao

shutting down every single main and back road around 3-4 apartment complexes and then gesturing wildly and yelling at us for being confused and flustered unable to get to work when no one is running is fucking nutty

I still need help with next months rent coming up, anything you can help with is much appreciated whether its a commission or a tip!

keeping my mouth shut until the animals get here safely or we decide not to put them on board i'm just really sketched out this go around

i truly don’t understand it either, especially making exceptions for the deeply unethical part of the exotic pet trade and then jumping into OUR business trying to restrict exotic rodents where i’m probably like 1 of 10 ppl in hillbilly hell who even had them/wanted them

allowed with permit: dwarf caimans, fishing cats and fennec foxes
prohibited: micro squirrels

fuck right off

they want to fully ban african pygmy dormice too which i almost got instead of my new STO. how long until he and my spiny mice are considered at risk for being invasive species in the fucking swamp

crying made it worse bc my jaw tightened lol

no longer under control and the same combo from this morning isn’t helping fast enough and now i’m scared it won’t. this is worse than a kidney stone and i have no assurances that it will get better. i do not understand. what medication do i need to block the signals in my brain if nothing works

pain is under control with minimal effort so the antibiotics must be working but i almost feel worse. delayed reaction? my body had no time to feel sluggish and sick when it felt like my jaw was being hit with a hammer

i hope good doctors know that if they are simply kind their patients will remember them even years down the line. you are a rare breed and sorely needed in this broken healthcare system. i know it’s hard and you’ve long since forgotten me but i still think about you

LMFAO all i did was say his last name and my mom was like "omg that's the guy who was such an asshole to me" that's so fucking sad to have a reputation where you treat EVERYONE like shit

god forbid we give anyone in unbearable pain 1 or 2 hydros until antibiotics start working. the difference between this visit and the dr throwing iv meds and pain pills at me for my kidney stone the other month was like night and day

to no one's surprise the pill has not done anything. idk why expected differently. tramadol has always been dogshit and my go-to ibuprofen hasn't been working and neither did the morphine shot in my hip this morning. i can see the abscess now so maybe it'll burst atp and i'll feel lots better

urgent care & ER both failed to control my pain and i even went to work between all of this fuck my life it hurts so fucking bad and all i can do is hope the antibiotics work

thanks for single weak ass pain pill to hold me over until tomorrow even after acknowledging an infected tooth is “obviously” gonna make the entire right side of my face immensely painful

hate to hear a doctor be a sassy asshole to the old woman next to me because at that moment i knew i’d also get treated like dogshit and sure enough “you know you should see a dentist for that right?”

it’s 7pm on a sunday and i have no insurance but yeah i’ll get right on that. dick

rampant misinformation

absolutely despise that some also put every rat through invasive spaying/neutering procedures needlessly treating them like cats and dogs