so upset i forgot to even explain: thereβs a 4 hour marathon nobody is running and weβre essentially trapped lolz
01.03.2026 15:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@murdermuffin666.bsky.social
muffin/jesse | 31 | π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ| autistic | hobbyist artist, keeper of rats, egyptian spiny mice & a short tailed opossum π΅πΈπ΅πΈπ΅πΈ https://murdermuffin666.straw.page/
so upset i forgot to even explain: thereβs a 4 hour marathon nobody is running and weβre essentially trapped lolz
01.03.2026 15:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i made great progress on a commission this weekend iβll just finish that today and do adopts idk what else to do i have a job interview in 2 days but i really needed todayβs money
01.03.2026 15:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0long story short i had to call off work while my voice was shaking bc i was overstimulated and itβs such a fucking stupid excuse lmfao
01.03.2026 15:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0shutting down every single main and back road around 3-4 apartment complexes and then gesturing wildly and yelling at us for being confused and flustered unable to get to work when no one is running is fucking nutty
01.03.2026 15:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I still need help with next months rent coming up, anything you can help with is much appreciated whether its a commission or a tip!
28.02.2026 16:25 β π 18 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0keeping my mouth shut until the animals get here safely or we decide not to put them on board i'm just really sketched out this go around
28.02.2026 07:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i truly donβt understand it either, especially making exceptions for the deeply unethical part of the exotic pet trade and then jumping into OUR business trying to restrict exotic rodents where iβm probably like 1 of 10 ppl in hillbilly hell who even had them/wanted them
27.02.2026 15:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
allowed with permit: dwarf caimans, fishing cats and fennec foxes
prohibited: micro squirrels
fuck right off
they want to fully ban african pygmy dormice too which i almost got instead of my new STO. how long until he and my spiny mice are considered at risk for being invasive species in the fucking swamp
26.02.2026 23:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0crying made it worse bc my jaw tightened lol
23.02.2026 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no longer under control and the same combo from this morning isnβt helping fast enough and now iβm scared it wonβt. this is worse than a kidney stone and i have no assurances that it will get better. i do not understand. what medication do i need to block the signals in my brain if nothing works
23.02.2026 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0pain is under control with minimal effort so the antibiotics must be working but i almost feel worse. delayed reaction? my body had no time to feel sluggish and sick when it felt like my jaw was being hit with a hammer
23.02.2026 15:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i hope good doctors know that if they are simply kind their patients will remember them even years down the line. you are a rare breed and sorely needed in this broken healthcare system. i know itβs hard and youβve long since forgotten me but i still think about you
23.02.2026 03:12 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LMFAO all i did was say his last name and my mom was like "omg that's the guy who was such an asshole to me" that's so fucking sad to have a reputation where you treat EVERYONE like shit
23.02.2026 02:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0god forbid we give anyone in unbearable pain 1 or 2 hydros until antibiotics start working. the difference between this visit and the dr throwing iv meds and pain pills at me for my kidney stone the other month was like night and day
23.02.2026 02:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0to no one's surprise the pill has not done anything. idk why expected differently. tramadol has always been dogshit and my go-to ibuprofen hasn't been working and neither did the morphine shot in my hip this morning. i can see the abscess now so maybe it'll burst atp and i'll feel lots better
23.02.2026 02:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0urgent care & ER both failed to control my pain and i even went to work between all of this fuck my life it hurts so fucking bad and all i can do is hope the antibiotics work
23.02.2026 01:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thanks for single weak ass pain pill to hold me over until tomorrow even after acknowledging an infected tooth is βobviouslyβ gonna make the entire right side of my face immensely painful
23.02.2026 01:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
hate to hear a doctor be a sassy asshole to the old woman next to me because at that moment i knew iβd also get treated like dogshit and sure enough βyou know you should see a dentist for that right?β
itβs 7pm on a sunday and i have no insurance but yeah iβll get right on that. dick
rampant misinformation
absolutely despise that some also put every rat through invasive spaying/neutering procedures needlessly treating them like cats and dogs
rat rescues (of which we already have so few) that donβt know jack shit about rats piss me off
18.02.2026 17:08 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0reposting this photo of mahito for no particular reason
17.02.2026 03:23 β π 101 π 25 π¬ 0 π 0unfortunate that he was not charged with domestic terrorism at the very least because are you fucking braindead man. he said there was a price on his head but c'mon dude
17.02.2026 02:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my chair fucking broke and the one i purchased suddenly won't be here for a week and i can't get a refund
oh and apparently some guy walked into work thankfully on my day off with an AR-15 for no reason. even in the deep south "open carrying" a rifle in an incredibly public space did not fly
shiny
14.02.2026 00:01 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0not very, i am an embarrassingly casual gamer lol the only games iβve seriously played in the past 10 years are animal crossing new horizons and now wolfquest again after the saga update
12.02.2026 00:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 024+ hrs later i finally cried
11.02.2026 23:34 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he was too special to just leave in a new place i feel no connection to while a bunch of construction workers stared at me from across the street i need to hit something
11.02.2026 23:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0from now on theyβre staying in the freezer until i can afford to cremate, burying him at my momβs was so impersonal and humiliating and he deserved better and i realized i didnβt want to leave him there after iβd already put him in the ground
11.02.2026 23:30 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Opening 2 Icon slots : $35$ each!
let me draw your oc facing the left β₯