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A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read:
"You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."

A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read: "You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."

01.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

i have had all of these multiple times in America? Very weird stuff

01.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d maybe sit this one out buddy

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28.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Jokes and comedy are an entertaining way to talk about ideas. When you say something in a way that makes people laugh, *you are still saying that thing.*

01.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One awful piece is housing discourse is that people don't realize that with shrinking household sizes an area needs more housing units just to maintain the current population. Not building inevitably leads to a smaller population and fewer children.

01.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

DON'T give him the stick

01.03.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fensler GI Joe PSA 03: Body Massage [HQ]
YouTube video by Moxie Sideshowβ„’ Fensler GI Joe PSA 03: Body Massage [HQ]

WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE

28.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fensler GI Joe PSA 10: Reggae [HQ]
YouTube video by Moxie Sideshowβ„’ Fensler GI Joe PSA 10: Reggae [HQ]

This is probably the best one though

28.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fensler GI Joe PSA 15: Help Computer [HQ]
YouTube video by Moxie Sideshowβ„’ Fensler GI Joe PSA 15: Help Computer [HQ]

I don't know why they're making more GI Joe movies, the perfect adaptation already exists

28.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I feel like i've seen this a million times, where someone just posts nonsense or innuendo and then people repeat it until it just becomes something people "know" happened even though it never did bsky.app/profile/jame...

27.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 339    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

[peggy hill voice] hola gatos pequeno

27.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, and it'd be nice to have a set of policies that Waymo in its current incarnation can operate under but the bad actors can't

27.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, maybe! It's hard to say. But I think it will be a *service* and not a *feature*

27.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am optimistic about self-driving car tech, but I suspect that they will remain fleet-only for quite awhile, maybe indefinitely.

27.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i think they are selling two completely different products FWIW

27.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember getting lunch at a very tasty Korean restaurant nestled deep inside the complex somewhere

27.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I am sympathetic to that but I'm also trying to square it with the fact that Waymo has released *detailed* public reports of even pretty minor accidents they've been involved in

27.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

indeed, I think it would be cool if minimum insurance liability were increased like 10x

27.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, my stomach goes into knots pretty quickly when I have more than two beers these days. I think I might be able to handle this but it'd be a challenge

27.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think for all practical purposes it is impossible to make the modal driver feel any shame for their driving behavior

27.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a lot of that, yes, but there are also a ton of train stations and developments like Roppongi, that I remember

27.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's pretty common in Tokyo already FWIW and they do make it work in many contexts. Helps to just have a shitload of people using it

27.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tokyo is great for pedestrians but I actually think it's pretty Las Vegas-like in that you're funneled through a lot of various structures, malls, train stations, tunnels, and other infrastructure instead of having a uniform accessible street-level grid

27.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ideally, yes, in practice, drivers are rarely given significant consequences for all but the most brazen instances of traffic violence

27.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should write a bot that shorts Disney stock the moment there's any news that a Star Wars/Marvel crossover film is in development

27.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*sighs heavily*

27.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CenturyLink (which became Lumen then was bought AT&T) is a pretty terrible company, but they installed fiber across Portland and the existence of multiple non-terrible options has really made Comcast drop its prices to compete

27.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11

I agree, but the buildings are also fairly ugly

27.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta say, many of the panelhaz neighborhoods of Budapest were pretty grim urban design and I think they could have done it a whole lot batter

27.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0