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The Smokin Grasshopper ๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿƒ

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Old man. Starving artist. #Anti-Fascist. #EatTheRich. #ACAB. #FreePalestine #Anti-war #FuckTrump #AnimalsAreBetterPeople. Be the person your dog thinks you are. ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

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A vibrator that says โ€œthis machine kills fascistsโ€ on it

A vibrator that says โ€œthis machine kills fascistsโ€ on it

Rumor has itโ€ฆ

10.03.2026 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Show me Mans legacyโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‘

10.03.2026 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump vows to hit Iran harder if it stops oil tankers in Strait of Hormuz US-Israeli strikes on Tehran continue as Iranian counterattacks target Bahrain, Kuwait and Saudi Arabia.

We have bombed another school in Iran along with private homes..

www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

10.03.2026 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
The cover of my cookbook Orange Appeal

The cover of my cookbook Orange Appeal

Or!! You can purchase the e-book of my cookbook Orange Appeal on @barnesandnoble.com for only $12.99 !

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/orange-app...

10.03.2026 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I bought this as a gift for someone a few Christmases ago, and she can't stop raving about how great it is, both the recipes and the stories. So if you were thinking about it, but not sure, I can enthusiastically recommend it.

10.03.2026 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very complete

10.03.2026 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 414    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They know theyโ€™re lyingโ€ฆ

This video wonโ€™t age well. In 3 months, todayโ€™s high gas prices will seem like the good old days and theyโ€™ll need to make up new lies.
#TrumpsGasProblem

10.03.2026 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 255    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

๐Ÿคฃ

10.03.2026 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She wasnโ€™t gonna stop so I told her to give it to me and she grumped then let me pick it up with no fuss. But there was fresh food in her bowl for her to go to lol ๐Ÿ˜† there has to be a trade ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

10.03.2026 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This place is a fkn joke ๐Ÿซฅ

10.03.2026 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I sure am glad we friends, Mira.
Iโ€™m sure I can still beat her at arm wrestling ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š for now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
That fkn grip tho ๐Ÿ˜ณ

10.03.2026 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You don't talk about voter ID and then randomly start babbling about 6 year old girls being "of age" unless there's something seriously wrong with you.

Donald Trump needs a subpoena for his ties with Jeffrey Epstein NOW.

09.03.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 564    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

lmfao. honestly, get our asses.

09.03.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The president is a child rapist.

09.03.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

People will now be driving to work entirely to pay for the money to drive to work.

๐ŸŽถ You load 16 tons, what do you get ๐ŸŽถ

09.03.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1803    ๐Ÿ” 280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Thatโ€™s my university baybeeeee

09.03.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll bet anything that we can trade trump to the new Ayatollah for a fresh nuclear agreement...

That'd be a fuckin' win-win.

09.03.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's a thread featuring clips of key moments from the DC Metropolitan Police body camera footage of the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that I obtained as a result of my FOIA lawsuit:

09.03.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1749    ๐Ÿ” 601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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This isn't journalism; it's unquestioningly taking dictation.

09.03.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 753    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Live Updates: Trump Sends Conflicting Messages on Status of War, and Threatens Harder Hit on Iran

This crowd of Iranians is apparently celebrating the ascension of Mojtaba Khamenei as Supreme Leader of Iran. So much for the idea (once again) of America being looked at as the savior of another country in the Middle East

Regime
Change
Doesnโ€™t
Work

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

09.03.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alternet: Trump's economy lost 92,000 jobs in February. Economist Catherine Rampell said the nationโ€™s terrible jobs report would likely be much better right now if Trump had entered the White House more than a year ago and gone to bed and stayed there.๐Ÿ˜…
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

09.03.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 229    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Just like in North Korea, youโ€™d BETTER NOT be the first to stop clapping for the Dear Leader. Just keep clapping like a trained seal.

09.03.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Warming up the bus?

09.03.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So all Trump did to day was use Iran's closure of Hormuz as an excuse to reward Russia, which is helping Iran wiht targeting, and give his buddies a chance to cash in on their insider knowledge?

Anything I'm missing?

09.03.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 553    ๐Ÿ” 193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Hopefully, somewhere that grown up 6 yr old just flipped the TV out the window.

Just look at the face and imagine being 6 yrs old.

Remember that.

09.03.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This guy in the Epstein files is calling little girls โ€œof age.โ€

09.03.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Two things we know are true - Donald always lies and his cult always believes him - but can even they believe that Iran was about to โ€œtake over the Middle Eastโ€ if we didnโ€™t attack them? I mean really people? FFS. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

09.03.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Mulls Incidental Polar Bear Kills in Alaska Oil Region (2) The Trump administration is granting the Alaska oil industryโ€™s request to update regulations that could allow the unintentional harassment and killing of polar bears and walruses by drillers off the c...

The Trump administration is granting the Alaska oil industryโ€™s request to update regulations that could allow the unintentional harassment and killing of polar bears and walruses by drillers off the coast of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

news.bloomberglaw.com/environment-...

09.03.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An entire city became a billboard. Epstein files. The client list. Projected across buildings for everyone to see. No one could look away. No one could scroll past. The streets became the screen. This is what happens when the internet goes outside!

09.03.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3