Ligma

So what we jack offfff
So what we smoke weeed

03.03.2025 18:42 — 👍 131    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 2

Thank you for your time in the trenches 🫡

07.10.2023 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what’s the most polite amphibian?

the thanks-a-lotl

10.08.2023 19:58 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

it sucks so much ass that when bad stuff happens to florida it doesn't just happen to the shitheads who live there. who came up with this system? booooo

26.07.2023 02:30 — 👍 176    🔁 8    💬 6    📌 0

headline that reads "owner of @x Twitter handle says no one reached out ahead of Twitter’s rebranding to X" lmaooooooo

it just keeps getting funnier

26.07.2023 01:13 — 👍 696    🔁 84    💬 14    📌 10

I like that everyone is sort of nice to each other on here, Twitter made me be kind of a mean person

26.07.2023 01:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Fat father friday

26.07.2023 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

>doll tells me she's found a new name
>ask the girl if her name is flower or month
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is flower and what is month
>she laughs and says "it's a good name, brick"
>ask her the name
>its flower

26.07.2023 01:28 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Well this sucks

26.07.2023 01:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dont even talk to me until I’ve had my morning gallon of ice-cold water

24.07.2023 19:21 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah

24.07.2023 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you @tadpr0le.bsky.social for the code! So good to finally be here.

24.07.2023 19:41 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0