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Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal! Gooner | Traveler | Coach

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My Manager! ❀️

Ignore the noise. Lean into your dark side. Win every game. Take no prisoners.

03.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For all those moaning about set pieces, I challenge you to score with a header… or just make contact with the ball and try to score in an empty net.

Gabriel is exceptional at timing his run and jumps; Declan and Saka are exceptional with his deliveries.

These skills are not for mere mortals.

03.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The set piece narrative… looks like a call has gone out from Pep to all managers to add pressure on Arsenal.

Arteta should just laugh at this nonsense at his next presser. Ignore all the noise. Focus on the prize. πŸ†

03.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone knows that zone 14 is the place where Henry, Theo, and Auba got most of their goals! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Soon GyΓΆkeres will as well.

03.03.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nov 2027, Agent Smith runs the Matrix.

We are all human batteries.

03.03.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

02.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. NOTHING will solve incompetence.

You are assuming VAR today gets decisions right. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

02.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Athletic β€œjournalist” trying to stay relevant by dragging Arsene Wenger’s name into things he doesn’t understand. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

Please go cover some other sport.

02.03.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

However much it is, it’s not enough

02.03.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Liam Rosenior has lost three games since becoming Chelsea manager. They have all been vs. Arsenal 😯

Sunday's defeat, his first in the Premier League, makes it three losses vs. Arsenal in 46 days, right ahead of daunting run of fixtures including a Champions League last-16 tie with holders PSG 😬

01.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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a man in a hood says let the hate flow through you !!! ALT: a man in a hood says let the hate flow through you !!!

Fucking peak Palpatine energy… feeds on all the hate!

Emperor Rice.

02.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Declan, and most Arsenal fans probably need a mental and heart health check.

Good he asked to be substituted. Wouldn’t have survived the last 10 minutes. πŸ₯²πŸ˜Š

02.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Raya’s saves today… and this season… some of the best goalkeeping I’ve seen in Arsenal colors.

02.03.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Arsenal #Gabriel #ARSCHE

01.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With lead legs… every single game will be tough. Arteta needs to get us back to one touch light-footed football again.

Our players must believe every opponent is Tottenham.

In St. Totteringham we trust.

01.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arteta should be on a call with Welbeck to take it easy on Wednesday.

01.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The number of times the referee stopped our attack today to award a free kick when we were in clear advantage. 😑 Arteta needs to have a word with FA.

01.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Raya singing the Saliba song at the end of the game. 😍

01.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone looking at Mosquera now. Even Saliba has got one.

01.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In hell you’re forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

01.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Arsenal. It's a corner. You know the rest.

Advantage Gunners in the derby πŸ”΄

01.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 Mikel Arteta: β€œKai Havertz trained really well and he's fit and available”. β€œUnfortunately Martin Ødegaard is still not feeling totally comfortable with that knee injury, and we decided not to risk him”.

01.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ESR had such a chance to join Iwobi in demolishing Spurs!

01.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Danny. Goal machine.

01.03.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sith apprentice Igor Tudor

Sith apprentice Igor Tudor

Failed Sith Lord, Count Dooku.

Failed Sith Lord, Count Dooku.

My son just said Igor Tudor reminds him of Count Dooku.

The boy might have a point.

I mean you haven’t seen them both in the same room at the same time. 😎

01.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Fulham 1 - Spurs 0

01.03.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The earliest historically recorded St. Totteringham's Day was March 9, 2008. However, in the 2025/2026 season, Arsenal is on track to set a new record today.

01.03.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
St. Totteringham

St. Totteringham

01.03.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Farke says, β€œFarke off” to the corrupt referee.
Red card.

28.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s probably talking British Airways and Virgin. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

28.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0