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Woody☘️Expat inπŸ‡²πŸ‡½SlavaπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ–•πŸΈπŸ–•

@woodyphi.bsky.social

Est. 7/23/2023 User #366,132 πŸ’™πŸŒŠI block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit Atheist. Keep it to yourself No DM unless permission No Porn/bear shit! US expat living in Mexico I ❀️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,πŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬› 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach

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FΓΌΓ§k. It’s the imprint of Stephen Miller’s mouth. Now the bag of shit will live forever.

04.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely, there’s 1 mechanic who owns needle-nosed pliers who could do us all a solid.

04.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve left the key under the mat.

❀️

04.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, agree. Keep it in your pants, US!

04.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think there’s ever been a cut in Defense’s budget. It only goes up. And nobody knows where all that money goes as it’s never been audited, as you also elude to.

04.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus, US citizens are kept poor so they cannot afford to do any traveling.

I’m so sick of the β€œThe United States is the greatest country on Earth” crowd. Anyone who says that hasn’t traveled outside the country.

04.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete’s on a mission from god.

04.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They claim to have been planning this for months, to allegedly keep Americans safe, but had no plan to evacuate any Americans from the region because it happened too quickly.

Weird.

04.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5162    πŸ” 1365    πŸ’¬ 300    πŸ“Œ 69
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Don’t turn around. I’m sure it’s fine. Keep going. Let Jesus take the wheel.

04.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We are taking down our own pants in front of the world and telling them that we are the weakest we’ve been in our existence and to please take us over. I am putting out the welcome mat to Canada.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

04.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve smoked all of this. On a weekend. After Saturday brunch, really, if you want to nitpick.

04.03.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That works too.

04.03.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I vote we workshop this. And no Kotexes allowed onsite this time.

04.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I concur.

04.03.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You don't love Trump enough unless you go fight Iran yourself is accurate for a whole lot of assholes.

03.03.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And US people are scared to travel to Mexico.πŸ™„

04.03.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me again how the bag of shit lowered gas prices, as promised.

04.03.2026 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What, the fuck, are they spending $919.2 Billion dollars A YEAR on?!?!

04.03.2026 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And he never saw it coming.

Adios, fuckface. Your new talking points are, β€œDo you want fries with that?”

04.03.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many days did it take it to pass?

I think you’re now legally married.

03.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck to y’all on progressing further to cover its citizens. CN is doing the right thing.

Sorry to say it’ll never be a thing in US in my lifetime, unfortunately. Universal Healthcare has been my 1 voting issue for decades now.

03.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Understood.

03.03.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know, right?!! FΓΌΓ§king Repulsive Party!

03.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right. I knew about the taxes/gov spend. Was just asking about over & above items. The rest provided here answers that Q.

Ok, so follow-up. Why doesn’t CN include scripts & eye/dental? For a bit more in taxes, I think civilized societies should cover those things as well.

03.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*giggles uncontrollably*

*wriggles in straight jacket*

03.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0