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Woody☘️Expat inπŸ‡²πŸ‡½SlavaπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ–•πŸΈπŸ–•

@woodyphi.bsky.social

Est. 7/23/2023 User #366,132 πŸ’™πŸŒŠI block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit Atheist. Keep it to yourself No DM unless permission No Porn/bear shit! US expat living in Mexico I ❀️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,πŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬› 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach

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Sweden intercepts suspected Russian drone approaching French aircraft carrier. Sweden's military jammed a suspected Russian drone that was flying toward the French aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle, which was docked in the port of Malmo.

27.02.2026 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 894    πŸ” 289    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10
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The so-called Save America Act will force 21 million American citizens to produce passports or birth certificates just to register to vote. Most do not have them ready. Turning paperwork into a barrier is a poll tax by another name. #SaveActTaxesYourVote social.demcast.com/s/xQTwINAe3

27.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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www.facebook.com/share/v/1CZ6...

27.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUghhhhh!β€πŸ˜¬

27.02.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you were ok in the end. Me, however, don’t know any numbers by heart now. Thanks, iPhone!!

27.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t understand the question. I hope you took it as a compliment. And I hope you gave it to him. Your number, I mean. What happens after that is between you and them.

27.02.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ew.

*slams fist that kills cockroach*

27.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men are standing next to each other in a dark room holding glowing objects . ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other in a dark room holding glowing objects .

It’s one of those classic crossing of streams apocalypse moments in time.

27.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one epic hashish exhale.

27.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pedophilia is up 2000%

27.02.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poses like this used to topple regimes.

27.02.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son used to sing the Bubblegum song with the emphasis on β€˜bubble’ and it laid me out every single time.πŸ˜‚

27.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely!

26.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The car took one for its human. Good car.

26.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glory hole business has missed their star player since 2004.

26.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the end
there was nothing left
except Me, Myself
& Irene.

26.02.2026 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And his spray-on hair goes past expiration date in front of our eyes.

26.02.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
26.02.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice mug shots in prison garb.

Make it so.

26.02.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unlike her vision.

26.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And by that we mean a pool boy named Lettuce.

26.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sock monkey with a scarf around its neck Alt: a sock monkey with a scarf around its neck

I prefer this species. Mom made me a sock monkey as a kid that I was partial to. Had snaps on its hands and tail to hang from stuff.

25.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stress monkey?πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just do what I do. Ignore it. It’s less stress on my brain pan.

25.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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These are the words and actions our next leader needs to live by. We can’t keep putting people in office who either don’t care or know how to lead. The entire government is lost.

25.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5037    πŸ” 1559    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 92

😳

25.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜„

25.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think maybe announcers get paid by the word.🫀

But for fΓΌΓ§k sake don’t let it ruin the most positive person on the Internets!

25.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It will probably take 30 yrs to pay for itselfβ€”something I surely won’t be around forβ€”but for relief, convenience, ease of mind, emergency needs, saving the planet, resale, it’s worth it.

25.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When price tag came in for 24 hr coverage, it was an easy pass. 2-battery for 6/7 hr at $16k just wasn’t enough to cover work hours. And if AC mini split use in 1 room turned out it was truly 3 hr coverage, we need more headroom than that. 3 batteries should do the trick nicely.

25.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0