Alexander Warren

Look around this league through 2 weeks; young players are impacting winning at a high level all over the place. Our core is too old, but we have a few young players we can give a shot if Dean isn’t too stubborn to try something different. Morrison Agyemang example 1! #ForTheCrown

Charlotte is going to be playing against a 12th man all season long: Father Time.

There was some smoke in the offseason about a move to Bayern maybe that’s got something to do with it?

Detlef Schrempf, the actor?

Patrick Swindle is the CEO operating the Dilley concentration camp. There are people behind this. They must go to prison.

Marques Johnson proves he’s still got it with dunk on 70th birthday Former NBA star Marques Johnson showed off that he can still dunk during a video posted for his 70th birthday.

my favorite annual basketball tradition has come to an apparent end and I am sad

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Nailed Charlotte. I think I’m okay with our CB approach, I still believe Privette can be a solid to above average MLS starter for a long time. The Berchimas thing is weird, in Dean’s first preseason he RAVED about him, even played him a couple times but other than USYNT we haven’t seen him since.

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Things are bleak, but you can buy the butter from Texas Roadhouse at the grocery store and have kick ass rolls at home whenever you want. There’s still some good left in this world.

I respect him more now that I know he got that shit on

🥇 Major League Soccer and Seattle Sounders star Paul Rothrock shares his inspiration from Alysa Liu’s gold medal Olympics skate.

Rothrock scored and goal and had an assist in the match against the Colorado Rapids leading the team to their first win of the season.

I am still mad at them for the Wolves result, but damn that second half was fun! Just gonna try to enjoy this one #coyg

Opening with a pure sickos matchup, hell yes!

Going on record: I think Charlotte will finish 6th place in the East. I’m not too down on the team, but we’re betting a lot on continuity and internal improvements when I think we could use more attacking talent.

That said, let’s go win the whole fucking thing(s)! Vamos Charlotte! #ForTheCrown

Gabi Jesus can walk home for all I care

Exactly what we deserved

I’m afraid the haters might be right about us. Pathetic performance today. Pathetic performances since December in the league.

You could probably fill the entire goal of the season nominations with goals scored against Arsenal. We’ve given up some absolute worldies this season.

My Olympic hot take is there’s too much curling.

Arteta finally made his in game GK sub. Dream come true! Magic of the cup. #coyg

Easiest $50 I’ll spend for MLS this season if you don’t count my stadium beer purchases lol. Doyle is great, happy that @soccerwisehq.bsky.social gets his services more often now.

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Dying at the thumbs-up

Good win but just kinda ugly to score all those open play goals. Can’t even remember a chance created from a corner smh. #coyg

ZUBI DOOBY DOO! #COYG

if you spend any significant amount of time on X the everything app, your brain is being cooked

Hell yeah. Missed that news!

The Hornets just won 8 in a row for the first time since 1999 and Luke Keuchly is a Hall of Famer. What a night for Charlotte!

The degree to which they peddle this bullshit, still, while 100% understanding how it works and why it unfolds the way it does…it’s unconscionable. Lying, in its purest form.