Courtney ✨

Drop a lawyer.

US withdraws from the World Health Organization The United States officially left the World Health Organization on Thursday after a year of warnings that doing so would hurt public health in the U.S. and globally, saying its decision reflected fail...

The US has officially left the World Health Organization.

The damage that has been done in the past year to our health institutions will take years to rebuild, if we get the opportunity to do so.

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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

Megan Thee Stallion
Beyoncé
Key Glock
One Direction
5 Seconds of Summer

Decided to make this post because I updated a man’s name in my phone to “ugly nigga with the fine friend” (average looking on the outside but very ugly on the inside) and it’s the gods honest truth to me so that’s fair for me to say but is it nice? No not at all I just actually don’t give a fly HOOT

My first period without w*** has been a lot LMAO. I have been letting the chopper fly and I hope folks really believe me now when I say that it helped with my patience and helped me be fair AND nice because a lot of folks are dumb and annoying to me 😭

Mental institutions have more power than police

They can drug you, keep you, and involuntarily commit you based on literally nothing. One of the biggest missed opportunities in criminal justice reform is uniting with the disabled rights movement in abolishing 51/50 laws which are used against women

"History will not look kindly upon______"

Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait

Idk that plus Angel never calling to check in on them after she knew about the issues is being a poor hostess. The girls don’t like Angel but at least they’re honest about it but as a hostess there’s basic needs to be met, get creative and find another way to get your petty out 🤷🏽‍♀️ #rhop

The people acting like this isn’t the worst Potomac trip honestly are confusing me because I’ve watched all the seasons and even when they were playing chicken shit bingo they had accommodations with consistent WATER to go back to and a host that was in the same space 😭😭 #rhop

Wake up babe. Insane new vocal stim just dropped.

One of my older customers asked for my phone number and I played it it off (it was on the back of a “winning lottery numbers” joke.. iykyk) and I said “lol that one comes with a bill” and slid off but now I’m like did I block a blessing? He’s nice and tips good he could’ve been my lil sugar daddy 🤣😭

Update: the plug did indeed get a date after man #1 got put on ice 🤣 it was something about him sliding in throwing subtle salt, plus the “may the best man win” for a lil razzle dazzle that had me appreciating the game 🤣🤣🤣

That man is on ice rn (what else is new 🤣) BUT Peewee is still great music to listen to to have a fantastic day at work 🤣

And I’ll turn down a tip every time if the vibes aren’t right and idk folks say that’s crazy but I’m the same person who wouldn’t let me dad feed me when he got on my nerves as a child so I’m not new to this I’m true to this 🤣🤣 my self respect always comes first 🤷🏽‍♀️

but I definitely had to let it be known that my self worth is way more than 7.25 an hour plus tip so if they wanna be disrespected for that that’s their business but I pop my shit and folks still say I’m the best in that mf so…? 😅🤣

they were also at work today calling one of my coworkers “the white Courtney” on Togo and idk what that’s supposed to mean (I mean I don’t play the radio BUT they ask me to deal with certain customers for that exact same reason 😅🤣)

She tries to decline the tricking but I ain’t hearing that because she’s too great and too fine for me not to! 😤💖

Had a great day at work and made hella tips so now I’m gonna have a great evening shopping and tricking on my bestie boo! I love it here 😌💖 @txyrie.bsky.social

Related, if you want pointers on how to treat women, watch how women treat each other. You wanna go dutch with a woman whose friends take her out to eat on her non-pay week just because they enjoy her company. Why she wanna listen to you discuss the 48 laws of power AND she gotta pay her own way?

Pearled my blizzy, and I’m bundled up outside smoking and listening to Peewee Longway.. it’s gonna be an AMAZING, FANTASTIC day 😌🥹

Talked to my man on his way to work this morning and I already know I’m gonna have a great day 😌💖

I FINALLY caught up on the first part of stranger things and all I wanna say rn is IKTR WILLIAM!!!!!!

So the plug asked me if I lived with my man and when I said no he proceeded to give me an extra sack and then try to get a kiss (whole time I still got my man’s *** on my breath 🤣)… sir you’re not getting that date nor a kiss but thank you so much for the quarter 🤣🤣

My coworker turned super dear friend is officially, officially moving and has put her final day on paper 😭 my feelings are so hurt and I definitely love her down because it’s no way we’re sitting here crying in the middle of the night like this 😭🤣

We’re just so on the same wavelength and idk I feel like God sent me my.. 🤣 yeah let me stfu and hop in the shower. This is just how I act when I have an honest to god crush.. I’ll be okay yall just pray for me 🤣

Coming to update and say I was having so much fun with this man I missed this other man’s birthday. Sent him a belated text and ain’t responded since 😭🤣

LISTENNNNNN

a woman is standing in front of a window and says " my mind it amazes me sometimes " ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window and says " my mind it amazes me sometimes "

Me guessing one of the biggest twists of Gen V season 2 on like the second episode and DOWN TO THE TEE!!

I have not had a real deal crush in so long LMAO I don’t even wanna talk to these other folks in my phone yall 😭

I fell asleep before I could discuss Gen V with my crush and when I woke up this morning I saw he also invited me for a Harry Potter date this weekend.. and sent it like 5 minutes after I fell asleep 🫠🥲