norah pinephrine

@batsdingersatk.bsky.social tysm for the team rocket grunt!!

Jubilee 1 woke horse-sized Maga VS 100 based duck sized magas

I want to come hang out here bc Twitter is full of nazis but it's so soft here :c you're too nice and I need the chaos but ilu guys

doesn't matter tbh, here are the cats

is it still a bunch of wimps here

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

dude that mustache is so good and suits you perfectly wtf you look amazing

lebron james kid voice LeBron James

my eyes are wonky here bc I pulled out all my eyelashes it is what it is

I guess I'll post my face here tho c:

I think people will be nicer to me here if I'm sad vs over at Twitter but like I'm not necessarily here for that

in 2016 I was working at CVS (they don't allow phones on the floor and yoga pants don't generally have pockets 💅) and took my break and was like " nooo, no way" and that's how I feel now except I'm on my couch in a different country instead of working at CVS in yoga pants

she sends her finest beans

how long has bsky had an app?? that's like the main reason I haven't used it in a year omg I missed the memo

it's Charlie!!

hell yea! Friday night baby!!!!

what's up guys

it's gaius

please help if you can

I haven't smoked in 61 days except for the handful of cigs I've bummed from the neighbors! I feel great and I'm spending way less

frank reynolds bursting at the seams with blood

hi guys! I got a new phone and can bother yall now whenever I want! here's a cat, take THAT

sunshine time

give me praise

whyyyy the bag has a zipper and everything

he's the monster

Little Nas X - Horse Rap (Horse Version)

My cats are atheist.

dibs

I'm sucking my own dick and dying